frank and beans
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medicalmaryjane
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why does my bf always have a hard dick? he is horny as a teenager. is this how all men are?
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yes, all men are like this. it's why we exist.
dam612
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i cant recall a morning where i didnt wake up with a raging boner, something about sleeping makes men horny in the morning
DarthD3vl
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I hate it when i sit on my nuts.
yeah my girl complains about that alot, like at first she liked it, but 7 years later she's had enough of me humping her everytime she bends over lol...
Metasynth
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Try washing 'em every now and then, maybe all that dirty skin compacted when your flacid makes the dirt show more...lol...j/k homie
One time(at band camp), I bludgeoned a killer whale to death with my penis.
xKuroiTaimax
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Guys like it when I use my teeth (gently) but how many actually like this, do you think? I know teeth on a clit could cause alot of damage to both parties...
The Cryptkeeper
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Ya. That clit can throw a mean right hook when it sees teeth coming.
The Cryptkeeper
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Most liked post in the thread, now like it. Go on. Validate me. I fucking dare you.
DarthD3vl
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stiff arm with flat palm to the forehead hurts.
HighLife4Me
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If your left testicle is the larger one, does it mean you are more intelligent?
bowlfullofbliss
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Yea......it's called dreams......like an escape from the same old same old.
Enjoy he's so fired up for you.....cause it won't last. I promise. It'll just become something you have to do out of obligation to marriage. Fun huh.
medicalmaryjane
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we have been together for 10 years. i wwould think he would be bored of me by now.
The Cryptkeeper
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Im disconcerted to hear you say that.
no, it means you may have a clogged duct. make an appointment with your family DR.
xKuroiTaimax
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Lol, want some help? X3
And it's not the clit that'll do the punching, but the lady screaming 'WTF ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE TEETH'
Back to the question- seriously though, who likes a little nibble from time to time?
And it's not the clit that'll do the punching, but the lady screaming 'WTF ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE TEETH'
Back to the question- seriously though, who likes a little nibble from time to time?