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captiankush

captiankush

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Holy crap...this is one of the funniest threads I have read around RIU in a while.

Whether he is foreign, retarded, stoned out of his mind or just messing with us, this thread is classic.

CK

PS
reading it with bong loads helps :D
 
gopherbuddah

gopherbuddah

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This is the funniesr shit in the world. This guy makes me feel like a nobel peace prize winning rocket scientist. Who cares if this dude's fuckin with us, we've all had a good laugh and that's what counts
 
homegrownboy

homegrownboy

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gopherbuddah said:
This is the funniesr shit in the world. This guy makes me feel like a nobel peace prize winning rocket scientist. Who cares if this dude's fuckin with us, we've all had a good laugh and that's what counts
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Ha ha ya especially since he said he might go to collage...sad thing is that he's Canadian, i'm assuming since he said his friend has a canadian seed bank down the road from him. He's making us Canadians look bad!

And i don't want some rude Canadian pokes either, cause i'm sure EVERY country has there national idiot!
 
RichiRich

RichiRich

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virprogoelsd said:
hey so when I use to sleep up on the rouge river like in that
Green Day song from the Warning album, I came across one of these
now that picture is a lower class version or something mines is french roast Aroma Seal Canisters and doesnt say anything about a bold robust taste (reminds me of dxm)

I can't find the one I have I'v looked everywhere and I started finding like expensive prices $125 and stopped anyways I was wondering if this would be a good carbon filter or something I don't have to cut a hole for the light theres a cap, my 60 watt light fits on top of it perfectly with the problem that the lamp bends but it doesn't curve all the way down like its 20 cm short so I guess Ill just put the canister up on a support unless I can find a way to take out the spine of the lamp

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Your 60 watt lights fit on top of it perfectly? Are you sure?

-Rich
 
CiderSpy

CiderSpy

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homegrownboy said:
Ha ha ya especially since he said he might go to collage...sad thing is that he's Canadian, i'm assuming since he said his friend has a canadian seed bank down the road from him. He's making us Canadians look bad!

And i don't want some rude Canadian pokes either, cause i'm sure EVERY country has there national idiot!
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Hey, I'm a cunuk too and that seed bank is in Toronto, and the friendly stranger as well,
 
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virprogoelsd

Member
hey haven't been doing that often since the I popped my e on 21st with a few beers and then cops chased me around that night (like I knew it was coming since the last time I got that 4th, I didn't go for the beers) and that last time I was a little early so I got kicked out after like the 1 1/2 alex keithrs\probation has my home number since I dont live in the city really anymore...I have an attic in my room hasnt been touched like theres memory foam everywhere so I know its a project - so heat , once I got a ticket for to pick up stuff because they couldnt prove that the xoxoxo wine, mickey beer and rico sanjerias werent mine lost the hamper of clothing loll
 
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captain792000

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hey virpro,
i know what you mean that happens to me when i use banquet chicken in the oven 350 then the chickens only lay one brown egg a day but the cold makes me warm when i wear my blue jacket. the leaves are in my yard so my cuz picks the apples from my front porch by the creek sometimes my sneakers get stuck in the river bank when i eat hamburger helper, haha.. my kithen stays a cool 70 degrees but i dont mind when i go pay the bank. i think the foldgers can will work great with your 60 watter but Id suggest putting mouse turds in your black earth with e. i get chased by cops with a 4th to, haha, small world bro.....its like they have a 4th detector, haha, but i thought they only had a 6th...... stay cool man....
 
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virprogoelsd

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hey I'm wondering what kind of stats I need to do this outdoor perhaps? Like I lost all my id's so I went to get my drivers licensee 2 weeks ago should be here in about 4 weeks, that being said I only have 1/3 of it, supposed to get part 2 soon...

I do drive? I use to drive a ford taurus x, like I got drunk on a bottle of bacardi everythign went smooth met chicks they had pot, we dropped them off I got another bottle of vodka blanked out lost the keys

for a few days and probably a honda or a toyota something had a sky roof ditched that 1 got some lsd the next day
 
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captain792000

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virprogoelsd said:
hey I'm wondering what kind of stats I need to do this outdoor perhaps? Like I lost all my id's so I went to get my drivers licensee 2 weeks ago should be here in about 4 weeks, that being said I only have 1/3 of it, supposed to get part 2 soon...

I do drive? I use to drive a ford taurus x, like I got drunk on a bottle of bacardi everythign went smooth met chicks they had pot, we dropped them off I got another bottle of vodka blanked out lost the keys

for a few days and probably a honda or a toyota something had a sky roof ditched that 1 got some lsd the next day
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hey virpro,
I wouldnt use stats because there sticky, I would use q tips...hell yah man, I had a dodge omni with a sky roof. I use to ride around with chics and eat x with ak47,s, lol i drank a bottle bicardi an thought my omni was a ferari. i was listening to tahat snoop song that goes:hump::hump::hump:
CRUISIN IN MY 64...:hump:
I made speaker boxes out of coca cola 12 pack cardboard cases for my 12,s
crankin out snoop in my omni with chics with my 12 in coke box speakers with the ak47 smellin coffee grinds......well charleton heston,s here so were gonna go eat smarties and go visit our buddy who lives on a steady diet of government cheese and lives in a van down by the river....:bigjoint:
 
zongbongman24

zongbongman24

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i never had anything with a sun roof, but i have a truck we sit in the back pop e, take a hit off the duster and like jump in 2 the bat cave then like we would stop the paper boy from takeing the ak 2 the lake 2 shoot fish. i like said no fish at the bar, just poped 2 more tabs, damn i fell bad , help the cat next door is looking at my ak47, i want a cheese pop.
 
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virprogoelsd

Member
so i'm going to start this the latest sunday, I still have to get a key cut and mess around with addresses and just get a sofa delivered to my room latest saturday

when I go to work its like I make money about $10 $15 an hour, sometimes like 300 to work like 2 hours but I get allot of expensive gear

now I once borrowed a Qp of shrooms between 2 friends that dipped, so I payed back 120 have to pay back 100 more, which case he'll sell me lsd or seeds most likely then again he never showed me coke till the borrowing..



does anyone know how to ask for this stuff politely?/ and fix a budget ,gram /h.q. seeds? if I'm growing indoor for awhile before the outdoor
www.canadianseedexchange.com
 
RichiRich

RichiRich

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Virprogoelsd - what does that name mean? lol

Would be fun to figure this shit out.. Now the last 3 letters, LSD - alright, that makes sense with you dude haha

Anyone else have any ideas?

-Rich
 
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captain792000

New Member
hmmmm, man i have no clue what his name means......hmmmm, maybe virpro means hes virgin pro, goin around pickin up all the young ho,s tappin dem asses in his ford taurus x honda toyota....oh and dont forget the skyroof....lol....
 
dukeofbaja

dukeofbaja

New Member
I should mention that this person likely has some variant of schizophasia combined with other mental disorders, and we should probably be a little more sympathetic to their plight. Sorry to kill what is one of the best threads I have read, but I feel nothing but sorry for anyone who has to live through such a hellish mental landscape every day of their lives.

Or, this peson may just be fucking with us. If so, then....

Because He makes a twirl in life, my box is broken help me blue elephant. Isn't lettuce brave? I like electrons, hello.Tissues without a triangular head lice be it with controller is the noodle man of ice pops and radio yes thank. No even with I but he river flow amber rod with it. You know bear mama said just keep boxing bitches. Where is narwhal pretty rhombus with monocle kitty. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
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