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UNICRONLIVES

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Holy fuck this thread is still goin!!?? great!! I'm out kapityin on the whammy jammy!! see ya soon !! soow daw tay !!!
 

crz20

Member
very e[ic i suggest everyone read everything from the begginning im sure you'll get a laugh i did earlier this morning hahah
 

dukeofbaja

New Member
They're fucking with us, almost 99% at this point. It almost seems lucid when you are as high as I am. I am tempted to give advice
 

RichiRich

Active Member
Hehe well it's amusing as hell but not enough to put a smile on my face. Maybe that's cus I'm ill.

Keep em coming virpro, you are the shiznit

-Rich
 
this reminds mo of when i ingest peanut butter through my urethra i dont remember it hurting this much but my bus driver sid its perfictly normal for a grown man to involintarily lactate in situations of high stress so i went next door to ask the milk shake to turn down the polka and noticed a jelly doughnut in the back yeard arm wrestelin a cuddly baby tapiar lol
 

captain792000

New Member
this reminds mo of when i ingest peanut butter through my urethra i dont remember it hurting this much but my bus driver sid its perfictly normal for a grown man to involintarily lactate in situations of high stress so i went next door to ask the milk shake to turn down the polka and noticed a jelly doughnut in the back yeard arm wrestelin a cuddly baby tapiar lol
I know it man, I wents to fasionbug, they had relish on the little dipper way too soon. grindin the silver at rax, i use to love uncle ally,s haha, ping pong carburator and then i liked danzig for most of my exersises at therapy eating pistashios to the beat of IHOPS.....the sun slammed my cusin rachel hard to get past security at when you watch it 4 times in rotton god dang munchies I tell her...hahaha...i call him butternuts sometimes under the porch roach assmonkey 14 year from GNR ate them rocks off the hamper...lol
 

burninjay

Active Member
I would type a random sentence here, but HIS are so much more amusing than any of the shit you guys are typing back to him that I feel I shouldn't even try.

I keep rereading his posts and I just can't stop laughing. Don't mean to offend, but this guy is a true master of nonsense.
 
hey so my sister and her friend are in the room next door , Im wondering were talking aboutseedds and my friends annoying me would a punch to his lower fore head knock him out?
 

RichiRich

Active Member
hey so my sister and her friend are in the room next door , Im wondering were talking aboutseedds and my friends annoying me would a punch to his lower fore head knock him out?
Yes, it would. Go do it, Virpro, you know you want to. Unleash the beast within, and make that mother fucker pay! :D :joint:

-Rich
 

gopherbuddah

Well-Known Member
Fuck yeah it'll knock him out. After you punch him in his lower forehead you gotta jump up and ninja whammy kick him in his right armpit. Now this is gonna paralize him for about 20 minutes so make sure you got a tuna and peanutbutter sandwich to eat (keeps him down a little longer) One time when i was driving my toyota mitsubishi coronado with the el camino top this dude was talking aome crazy shit about my pistol packing e eating hobby so kickapowyow straight to the bottom of the fore domb piece went bruce lee chop of fury. After my bitches licked my slurpee straw they all looked on as i ate my sammich and made him poo like a three toed sloth. When the seeds fell out of his ear hole i knew my work was done for the day. How dare somebody get my conan slap on before the smurfs and my killa o's breakfast. Oh yeah and my sunflowers are being attacked by little green army men. Though my 18 foot earthquake wall would stop them. Must have been so wrong. My doctor says if i learn the secret knee bumb my boy would show me another bag of coke, hold his pistol , and sell me seeds for 10 bucks
 
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