FUCK.... 7 weeks flowering and got a notice from apartment saying SUITE INSPECTION!!!

hahah, i have friends that are willing to hold it... but none of us have vehicles so theres no way to transport it.

You guys are forgetting the fact they are doing a routine inspection, not because they are suspicious...

i am truly disaponted in ur rehab like behavoir.

I'm not sure when or how long the inspection will take, but I will not be here for it anyway... so they will be in here by themselves.

u haul has wardrobe boxes ,they are big and sturdy

u dont know ANYBODY with a car?? haha what the fuk how old r u 15

what they are going to be doing is checking you batteries in your smoke detectors do the cabinet trick but also buy a can of ona / ona block and open it and set on top of tour cabinet homegrown420baby that was a great idea

FuZZyBUDz said:

i am truly disaponted in ur rehab like behavoir.

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Rehab > Jail

go rent a car and put it in the trunk. Or go rent a van leave the heater blasted but then again 1 plant is not worth it. i had similar issue once but i got a van and moved 40 plants that were in week5 to a freinds spot set up a tent and finished them there. best places to grow dank are your own property or land lord thats a person not an office. i had a landlord 2 years ago that saw my sog balcony with 150 girls and my addict grow op and he was amazed and gave it 2 thumbs up and told me how he use to blaze 40 years ago and that was it and he never bothered me occasionaly he would tell me i look way too fucked up to be out in public heheh. my take is chop ur plant since u already have a warrant out for ur arrest these bitches ae sexz and hurts to cut unfinished buiz but you can grow another one in freedom cant grow in jail

don't know if it was said and kinda extreme for one plant, but uhaul or renting a car of some sort might work. My friend had was in the same boat as you but with a full one bedroom of plants 2 weeks away from chop. He rented a uhaul for a day, left them in there about 10 hours and all was good. The stress did cause a few to throw out some last minute balls though... good luck

Ok, dude had this problem in the past. What you do is call the office the day before inspection and tell them you have the flu, possibly H1N1 and ask if they can skip you this time or come back in a couple of weeks. Make sure you sound sick to keep from raising suspicion.
Alternatevley lock door and dont answer the door when they come just change locks or hold onto knob so they cant open. At worse they'll just send you a letter stating the rules about changing locks and asking for you to make time for an inspection at a later date.
I've used both tactics and they both worked.

Don't come into my thread talking shit... I'm not fucking 15.... my friends that are cool with weed don't have vehicles.... cuz were all too poor from smoking all our $$.... the friends that do have vehicles... don't know im growing.... and I'm not about to tell anybody and everybody to save this plant.

judging by the size of that cfl in the pic, it doesnt look like a huge plant.

the key imo is that you know they aren't suspicious of you, its a routine inspection that will take 2 minutes. You can easily keep it in your apartment, simply cover it with whatever you think is best, and place in an area away from anything they may be inspecting(closet should be fine). clear out your grow room, and do some baking/smoke a cig as mentioned, make sure it is strong smelling. when they knock spray febreze where your plant is.

I can totally understand why you are nervous, but I think youll be fine man. Worst case they get a quick wiff, theyd likely figure you have some weed in the apt at worst case, and legally they aren't allowed to touch your personal belongings(im sure some landlords ignore this). Would be different if you hadnt seen the notes on all your neighbors doors tho.

Good Luck

Does your apartment not have a storage area? For instance, most apartments here in the US have a locker/storage area outside of the apartment itself. (usually in a laundry room) If you have something like that you can stash the plant in there for the night or something until the inspection is finished.

Hey bud, thanks for the suggestions.
The plants pretty big, over 2 feet for sure... and she's pretty wide.

The thing is I won't be here on the suite inspection, and they will be coming in regardless if I am here or not...... She also stinks, very badly... which will give them even more reason to search harder for a plant.

Banditt said:

Does your apartment not have a storage area? For instance, most apartments here in the US have a locker/storage area outside of the apartment itself. (usually in a laundry room) If you have something like that you can stash the plant in there for the night or something until the inspection is finished.

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I have nothing like that, just an outdoor storage area thats super tiny..... and its way too cold outside to stash the plant there... it will die in 2 minutes... not even.... a human being would die in an hour if they were not dressed properly.

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Ok, dude had this problem in the past. What you do is call the office the day before inspection and tell them you have the flu, possibly H1N1 and ask if they can skip you this time or come back in a couple of weeks. Make sure you sound sick to keep from raising suspicion.
Alternatevley lock door and dont answer the door when they come just change locks or hold onto knob so they cant open. At worse they'll just send you a letter stating the rules about changing locks and asking for you to make time for an inspection at a later date.
I've used both tactics and they both worked.

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That would be the first apartment I would check lmao

Tough call but better safe than sorry

More photos would help, maybe you could seal her up in a big box or something, worse come to worse you could lie her down on your bed, throw (carefully place) some blankets over her, put some dirty socks and underwear and porno mags and tissue boxes around and on your bed, they won't want to stick around and it's not like they're going to inspect your bedsheets. To cover any smell and hasten their exit, pop one or two of those joke 'stink-bombs', and flush the toilet just as they enter.

dude if your growin in soil. I'd just cover the pot (so dirt doesn't go everywhere) with anything really. Then put her on her side gently and carefully put her under you bed in a corner, then just make it look like your a slob! Throw clothes dirty or clean, don't matter, just throw them ALL OVER the bedroom! under the bed covering the plant of course, all over the bed, all over the closet, all over the floor, just pretend that's how you live. (I know people that actually do live like that) Trust me, they ARE NOT going to want to go through someone's dirty laundry! That's just gross!

Thanks for the great ideas everyone....... I'm not sure what I'm going to do yet... the bed idea sounds really good... but what about all the fan leaves when I lay her down wont it just snap all her branches and shell be fucked either way?

stash it in a locked closet or op out of inspection cause you have H1N1 ?lol