FUCK.... 7 weeks flowering and got a notice from apartment saying SUITE INSPECTION!!!

ajkmatter

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i like the fridge idea, do you know anyone in the apartment that can call you once they had their inspecction who could hold onto the plant maybe?? good luck whatever you do
 

Supgee3

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Thanks guys, still unsure what to do but the fridge idea sounds cool.
My boss is a chilled out guy, and he knows I'm growing chronic (were good friends) so I could probably tell him what's up and he could give me the day off....
 

pinned

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check out the fridge idea :mrgreen:, or just keep the plant in the tub when she leaves and have the curtain like half way shut


Edit: you wouldn't happen to have a 2+ ft speaker would ya? That could be another idea just take out the woofer for a little bit.
Hide it in the fridge, seriously. If everything else is in good shape, there's no reason for them to open it - it's airtight as well.

or...

http://cgi.ebay.com/taxidermy-quality-skunk-pelt-hide-mount-skunk-rug-RAW_W0QQitemZ370315896462QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item56388c268e

leave it near your plant (which is in a box) and buried under other shit - clothes, a table cloth and lamp, etc... Most people wouldn't think too hard about the odor if they saw a pelt of some sort.

is there a common laundry area in your complex? One where you could stash the plant inside of a big trash bag (tied)?
 

hazed4days

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Chop it!!! 7 weeks is a good run. it wont get that much bigger.

i had to chop my whole harvest at about 7 weeks and the shit turned out great
 

Ricky Williams

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I was just thinking about it and The fridge will also cover up the smell completely.

Think about when you leave some food with a strong smell in the fridge. You don't smell it until you open the fridge and then it knocks you down.

Like I said there is no reason for them to inspect the inside of your fridge. It should be a quick in and out inspection.

FRIDGE!! FRIDGE!! FRIDGE!! FRIDGE!! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen: test it out.
 

Supgee3

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the fridge belongs to the apartment company though, so what if during the inspection they open it just to make sure its not damaged? like the inner doors and stuff and all the holders...... I'd be utterly fucked if they opened the fridge and saw a maturing marijuana plant.

edit: the report says its a thorough inspection
 

Michiganman247

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You'll be fine if its in the fridge, I have been through inspections and they don't go through EVERYTHING. As long as your place looks clean, no holes in the wall ect, they are going to walk in, look around EACH room (bathroom included), and bounce. Shit they are probably high while doing the inspection.
 

Ricky Williams

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Have you spoken to someone else that has had a inspection in the past? You should know already what to expect.

If you think they will look in the fridge the second best idea I've seen on here is the moving box or wardrobe box. Just put it in there and seal it up as tight as possible.

Also the girlfriend in the shower trick wasn't bad. When they knock go and cut on the shower. If they say they have to look in there than let them check out the rest of the apartment. Say you will get your girl out if they would wait outside for a moment. Appologize. Then move the plant to a part of the apartment that they have already inspected.
 

Hayduke

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get a box from a uhaul store they have like 3-4ft tall boxes for $6-7.....they dont have the right to open closets, cabnets, drawers, ect..... they can only do a walk through... a visual inspection of the properties condtion...put it in the box in a closet with some clothes on top of it.... tape it shut during the inspection:peace:.


heres a 3ft x3 ft x3 ft box for $4
personally i would jst cover it with a trash bag (black) and tape it to the pot, and get another and open up and spray it with febreeze (inside of it) and put it over the first thats already over the plant. its fine in darkness so do this the day b4, put it in a closet inbetween a bunch of clothes. spray the house like he said and crack sum windows, bake sum cookies, do stuff that smells sumthing with cinnamon. i think personaly ur fine they arent lookin fer weed dood. just fire hazards, desemble ur grow space to just in case they c that.
what about like a big metal trashcan flipped upside down and put the plant in the inside of the can, put a lil tablecloth over the whole thing, throw a couple lil candles on the top of it, and viola, you got yourself a new " table" wink wink.. i would think that would get you by for a few hours till the inspection is over.. just do your best to make sure that whatever tablecloth that you use is big enough to hide the fact that its a trashcan... i would do that anyday over chopping her..
These are great ideas, I was going to suggest the trash bag...in a box, or a can all the better. You absolutely could do this with just the trash bag in a closet with clothes


how long does a damn inspection take?? thats how long it will be outside..like a hour..once u bring it back in she'll be FINE even if it is hella cold where u live
no...it would die!

alot of balck trash bags works great and then tie the tops and no smell i transported 2 flowering plants over 30 miles with no smell works great
Absolutely!

Ugg, after some thinking I thought of a way to save the chica, idealy you would want 2 people for this operation (you and your girl would be best even though you have work that day.

Since its between 8-4 it adds a little difficulty and patience to pull off, but when yall hear (I know you wont be there but go with me for a minute here) the door knock and dude announces he is there to inspect your crib, have your girlie in a towl/robe when the dude(s) walk in have her say something like "gonna take a shower before work sweetie" and have her go into the bathroom (where the plant is hiding already) and start the shower. I had gf's in the past take 20-30 minute showers especially when its cold (love hot showers in the cold) theres no flipping way he will go into the bathroom when your girl is in the shower. Hell cover the plant up and it can be in the tub with her. Just make sure you find a way to cover the smell which shouldn't be too hard maybe a strong cinnamon scent or something. Do that and problem solved :clap:


Edit: Idea #2
Just thought of this lmao
Your plant looks small (not trying to offend you just by the looks of it you kept it small) Is it possible that its small enough to fit in your fridge?
If so grab a cooler or some boxes (cooler prefered to keep the food cool) then take out the racks and put her in there (should also keep the smell in there too) :blsmoke:
Great idea Jefff...I thought about it, but because he has no car...figured no chick. Either way, they really do not want to be there long...it is work.

hay dude hope u get this in time, but put ur girl in a box big enough for her, have it just sitting around, but wrap the box in giftwrap. Say that it is a present for a relative or somehting, just use a HELL of a lot of febreez or wtf ever smells good and all. Do that and they just think that it was a gift that u had got or r going to send out or something. thats what i would do.!!!
Gift wrap is a great idea. Last year I delivered a few clones in Christmas gift bags as well as a mother plant in a giant gift bag.

Trash bags would work just fine...and bake some cookies! Or throw a chicken in some water and make stock, your whole apartment will smell like chicken...make soup...remember you are sick!

Oh yeah, if you are doing this, of course calling in sick is necessary! Do not let them look while you are out.

An acquaintance had this (not in Canada) same thing with the note...they never showed.

:leaf::peace::leaf:
 

Supgee3

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Well, I think I'm going to get a large box.... and put the plant in it and throw in a shitload of air fresheners and seal it as tight as possible... and I'm gonna put it it in the closet with a bunch of other boxes so they just think its stuff I haven't unpacked yet...

Wish me luck..... I WILL report back.... and if I don't... I was caught..... inspection is 01/08/10
 

firecat75

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Sup-G... i cannot believe you are seriously thinking of options that may or may not work. At the end of the day you can always grow another. Don't be a fool...chop it and grow another day.. or don't and maybe get caught....it sucks but nothing sucks like losing your freedom.
 

Joe Camel

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Scribed to see the outcome.
Good luck
I think the sealed box/bags are the best ideas yet.
~~Joe~~
 

FuZZyBUDz

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odor control trash bags dood. cover it with a few of em. and a black one so if they look in it. maybe even sum paking popcorn!! ew yea make it look like a box to b sent.
 

Supgee3

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Sup-G... i cannot believe you are seriously thinking of options that may or may not work. At the end of the day you can always grow another. Don't be a fool...chop it and grow another day.. or don't and maybe get caught....it sucks but nothing sucks like losing your freedom.
Ugh this is such a dilemma... I have to think about it. bongsmilie
ps: I give you props for actually finding out what my username means, most people are like SUPGEE WTF DOES THAT MEAN... but its meant as... sup? g
+rep
 

coldme

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plant is definitely not ready..... what should I do? FUCK.

I have nobody that could take it and hide it for me.... and theres nowhere to hide it in the apartment since they are doing a full suite inspection.

FUCK FUCK FUCK.... should I just chop it?? there's some smokable buds.... but nothing much.... :neutral:

I'm so sad.... this is my first grow too... and she's a beauty.. :(
dont chop shit bro sit it in the tub and when they knock on the door tell them your lady is in the shower and spray some perfumes and fog up the bathroom good
 

FuZZyBUDz

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dont chop shit bro sit it in the tub and when they knock on the door tell them your lady is in the shower and spray some perfumes and fog up the bathroom good

OOOW thats a good one! even hav your girl in there acually showering and spraying febreeze not perfume. a mass amount of perfume is kinda weird fer a guys house to smell like?
 

indyman

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that is bullshit, so you live under some bodys thumb. I would live in a place where that did not happen.If u can. U really shoudn't grow where they inspect your place 3-4 times a year ur just asking for trouble. hope every thing is ok.
 

ajkmatter

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ok all these ideas are good and could easily get away with them but there alwas that chance that you wont and if there already a warrent out for you is it really worth it for th difference in bud if you get caught youll lose the plant anyway i would play it safe and chop it up but it your call good luck whatever you do
 

Supgee3

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Thanks everyone.... I am thinking this over very thoroughly...... but chopping it just seems like the safest idea..
 
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