FUCK.... 7 weeks flowering and got a notice from apartment saying SUITE INSPECTION!!!

bubbleponic chronic said:
let the inspector guy come inside, lock the door right behind him and pull a piece on him. Tell him, "if you say shit, i'll fucking kill you and your horse outside, mountie. I'm not going back to jail." if he tells you he's not a cop, and he doesn't give a what about your one plant, just put the gun away and tell him you were kidding around.
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best idea yet!!!
 
you could always sneak out in the morning before it gets light and hide it in the bush's and when it gets night time go get it again
I should be fine:hump:
 
i have inspections all the time. the 1st 1 i was scared as fuck like u..i had 8 clones..2blueberry, 2orange bud, 2euphoria & 2 white widow....i got sooooo spooked the night b4 that i threw everything out except 1 widow that had started growing like a bush.
i knew about the inspection & had it all planned out. u c, i got the clones from a friend who got them from his pops, who got them from a friend of his...damn. anyway, pops gave son some clones who in turn grew what he had for about 3 weeks then cut my clones from his....WHEW....now the plan was for my buddy to hold onto the clones for a bit till after the inspection but wouldn't you know it this fool goes & gets evicted & has to be out 2 weeks b4 my inspection....well like i said i threw everything out but 1. i kept the bush. i hid it in a night stand...took the drawers out & stuck it in there. my girl asked me what if they moved it ?..so i took my t.v off the stand & put it on the nightstand with the opening against the wall....& oh yea, the fuckers weren't in the house 90 seconds...it was an in & out thang.
not saying thats how things will go for u, i'm just sharing...lmao...what the hell, i'm high....anyway, now that i no how they operate i don't even get worried. i can't afford all the filters & shyt like that so i just leave the lights out the night b4 cuz i come to see that the smell really kicks up with the lights on....soooo uh, good luck in whatever u decide pal...peace
 
i know they look in apartments if ur in low income housing or some shit like that. to make sure its kept clean or doesnt need repairs. my daughter lived in a place like that. sux tho. dont know what to tell ya bout hiding ur baby. CHOP away i guess.. better then nothing..
 
bubbleponic chronic said:
let the inspector guy come inside, lock the door right behind him and pull a piece on him. Tell him, "if you say shit, i'll fucking kill you and your horse outside, mountie. I'm not going back to jail." if he tells you he's not a cop, and he doesn't give a what about your one plant, just put the gun away and tell him you were kidding around.
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hahaha lmfao the last part is the best "i was just kidding around" haha
 
wow go get like 30 fuckin garbage bags and ultra wrap that thing till it dont stink anymore and put it in your laundry room or under your cupbords or in a big box or your closet under some shit or make it look like garbage or tear your place apart so they wont know wtf they'r lookin at... tonnes more ideas were that came from
 
thats why I said it
cause I have seen 10 times he said it is to cold and people keep saying it
so I thought it would be funny to throw that out there 1 more time
 
i know exactly how you feel & i feel bad for ya so ima give u a fool proof plan...these inspections are short & sweet, they don't wanna be there no more than u want them there..just have your place clean with nothing out of place. get your self a small pad lock, nothing big & bulky. put your plant & any evidence of said plant in the closet, lock it, mop floors with plenty of bleach. if you only have rugs then vaccum that morning with plenty of that rug deoderizor. don't forget, get the lights off early the night b4 so the room has a chance to cool down & air out....with lights on the air in the room gets humid thick & heavy which in turn holds the smell in the room so it needs time to air out
then just simply go to work & allow them to let themselves in. they'll do thier walk thru get to that closet shrugg & keep it movin...in a small 1 bedroom apartment there is not much room & everyone has private & personal things they don't want people to see or to fuck with & just cuz he the landlord he can't bust any locks...only inform you it needs to be removed if it says so in the lease or tell u next time u need to have it open but they aint comin back to look at ur closet....unless u happen to have electrical sockets in there.
 
Keep it, don't cut it. And def be there when they come in regardless.

Do the trash bag deal. Take a stake just taller than your plant, put it in the center of the grow pot right against the main stem. wrap a dark garbage bag over her and seal it at the top. This will hold the stink in. Wrap it again with Christmas wrapping paper, tag it and put it in a corner. Deodorize the carpets, a little air freshener and you're golden. Let the invasion of your personal privacy happen, unwrap and enjoy!
 
what you need is another closet-with a lock
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143 bucks http://www.nextag.com/resin-cabinets/products-html
put a lock on it kill the smell with a gel biscuit or febreeze in a bowl and small fan
AND you've got a way to conceal the grow and a grow box
this will solve all future problems and let you more precisely control grow conditions
 
wow what a thread took half hour to read theres alot of good ideas on ways not to kill it an not have it found so grow grow grow that bitch tell her cherry pops
 
Supgee3 said:
And they are not suspicious of us...... everybody in my building got this note..... I see it on the floor outside the other tenants door... It's the new year, they are doing a routine inspection.

I'm gonna cry... I don't want to chop her down.....

edit: that's the thing tho..... they sometimes do it once a year, sometimes not at all... I've lived here one year and haven't been suite inspected until now.... and its not just me its the whole building
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Once had to quickly move 13 TALL flowering sativas...and went to UHAUL and bought 13 Large wardrobe boxes.

Put one monster into each box and sealed up TIGHT with clear tape every seam and corner. Cooked garlic heavy meal (mmm... good too) and let them in. If box is sealed up in a corner and you throw some clothes or such on top, make it look like it's been there awhile...you get the idea! They cannot ASK you open a sealed box, they are there to do a routine inspection...that does not mean a shakedown. Do what I say and you should be o.k.! :)
 
Stoney384 said:
cut it and smoke it
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YEA!! give up on the months of werk u put into it and move to another seed that might b a male......i dont agree. this is a speed bump. u need to fugure sumthin out to do cuz this shit aint the last time itll happen. u need to learn sum way to get around it without killing. or eles wat if she wasnt so old and didnt have so much bud and this happened??? just kill it then too?? u gotta ask urself if werk is that easy to throw away.
 
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