FUCK.... 7 weeks flowering and got a notice from apartment saying SUITE INSPECTION!!!

XReaper said:

dude, think with me,you get some of those(around 2)plastic trash bags,cover the plant with them,stick the plant in a card box,close it , and put more boxes around(some open , so they can see it's shit,like clothes and stuff) so it seems like you're moving or stuff.They will definetly not gonna check what you have inside those boxes.

Edit:idea nº2-When you open the door for them, act in a gay like way, put some dildos around the house,and i'm sure they won't be willing to spend much time in your house.

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lmao at idea number two... how does one act in a gay way? have one of the said dildos hanging half out of your butt? lol... or maybe a string hanging out of your butt? too funny..
but seriiously... i would hate to see you get busted.. whichever route you go with, just be safe and think it all through.. i would definitely take the day offf if your trying to hide it..
not to get into your business, but you should get that warrant taken care of or you may one day have the real popo doing an inspection of the place, and then your really screwed as they don't hang notices from your door telling you when to expect them..
best of luck with this.. i know it sounds easy for everyone to say do this or do that, but i would surely be pooing my pants just like you seem to be, but i would surely do my best to pull it together and get a plan down and pull it off..
looking forward to hear the outcome of all of this.. best of luck..

Hey guys, its been decided that the plant will LIVE!
I am going to put it in a cardboard box with trash bags.... and put some other boxes around to make it look like shit I havent unpacked.
I picked up this concentrated deodorizer.... and it says just drop 1 drop around the odour source... and it will clear out a 30 square meter room leaving a fresh scent.... let me tell ya I dropped 2 drops in my grow room.... 5 min later can't smell weed at ALL..... just fresh pine..... Gonna drop a few drops of this in with the cardboard box and hope for the best.

I will report back.

i will b waitting fer the outcome

Good to hear....

So glad to hear, Live on little tree.

Don't know where your at but I'll watch it for you. Would you want it back??

Good luck!

I'm sure it'll be fine, like others here have said, the nervousness of being at work would drive me nuts, i would take the day off and wait at home all day (doing things of course).

Make sure you cook up some ethnic food for lunch too, just to help hide any residual smell. I reckon they'll go 'knock knock' and you'll let them in, make some small talk chit chat about whatever. I would keep talking to them and follow them through the ENTIRE walk through (will get somewhat nervy if the person spots anything), but just keep chatting and stick with them. They will fill out their forms and bid you good day, 10-15 minutes max and they'll be gone.

Heck, i'm not ok with inspections done without myself being present. I tend to feel quite uncomfortable with people poking through my stuff (well, they could be!).

Put trash bag over plant,tape to pot,put in cardboard box,insulate maybe?. Bury in snow cause you said 3ft of snow.

plan sounds good

if you want to put another disguise over that pine...

cook a big ol' smelly pot of beans, with garlic, onions, bell peppers, etc...

good luck

smokinmayne said:

plan sounds good

if you want to put another disguise over that pine...

cook a big ol' smelly pot of beans, with garlic, onions, bell peppers, etc...

good luck

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That's a great idea! Just buy some cheap chilli and ad water let that shit simmer all day.

Supgee3 said:

plant is definitely not ready..... what should I do? FUCK.

I have nobody that could take it and hide it for me.... and theres nowhere to hide it in the apartment since they are doing a full suite inspection.

FUCK FUCK FUCK.... should I just chop it?? there's some smokable buds.... but nothing much....

I'm so sad.... this is my first grow too... and she's a beauty..

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Dude, if there's a warrant for your arrest, then your solution should be a no-brainer. Chop the plant down! Would it really be worth the risk of loosing EVERYTHING just because the damn plants not ready yet? You'll still get high as hell from it. Chop it now, dry it for a couple days, then seal it up in a mason jar or two for the day of inspection.

I didn't read all the replies, haha this thread has been busy. GL bro.

i think hes got it under control.

I Wish you the best on the scent plan!

i have no advice, i wish you the best with whatever route you choose! if you keep it i hope it all goes well without any issues, you may need to give the boss a little present when it's done if he gives you some time off

second i have to say i'm surpised a lot of people don't get your screen name is "sup G", lol i've been saying that to folks since i was a teenager, sup dog, sup g, sup foo, sup sup!

third, imo the box and/or gift box ideas are the best stealth ideas i've seen here!

hoping for the best for you and your girl my canadian homie, peace!

good decision man, you won't regret it.

Supgee3 said:

and dude I said it 3 times... Its -40 CELCIUS..... and we're in 3 feet of SNOW!! A human being wouldn't survive outside let alone a tropical plant

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for the next person who suggests putting it outside i quoted you dude.

i skimmed through the posts, but how tall exactly is the plant? I would personally hide it somewhere, cabinet or such and mask the smell....right before the inspection i'd open all the fucking windows in your apt, let it get cold as fuck from the outside air, i'd then be chilling on the couch and watchin tv...they walk in to come to do inspection, they will most likely want to get the hell to the next apt ASAP where someone has their heat turned on.

good luck with whatever you do man

At least you got a notice!!!!

Nice work, Why dont you just send that to me. LOL Try putting in suitcase wheel out and leave with buddy till its safe to return. Should you really be asking this? come on man. Good luck

Put a lampshade on it and hang a power cord from it noone will ever know, it worked for Scooby.

Or hang fake tomatoes on it

Or a big sticker on the pot that says " Clarkson Brand Novelty Imitation Ganja Plant"

TreesAsMedicine said:

At least you got a notice!!!!

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well if he didn't get notice then i'd asume he'd open the door and say not today thanks guys. ast i looked it';s a legal requirement to give notice.

stick it in a box, close the lid, spray the room, job done.

as people say though, you're pretty mad to be tying all this with an existing arrest wararnt hanging above you. just smoke that girl! i had to cut one of my girls after 4 weeks! and she was very very intoxicating ragardless

so tomorrows the day eh ?