smokeytokeybear
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bwahahaha,.....
Fuck my Neighbor
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MyPetSkunk
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And that's why they get a bad rep.
smokeytokeybear
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light A bag of dog shit on fire, real great conversation starter imo
Blunt Ed
Member
They don't have a bad rep where I'm from, they can be very loyal to their owners so there is never really a problem with them. But I doubt the neighbor would want to let their lil chihuaha loose in his yard anymore if he's got his pitbull in the backyard.
You could go for the lawsuit but I would not recommend that.
Frankly I'd just buy the cheapest hot dogs I could find at the store and keep them chopped up and grab a handful as I went out. Then I'd smoke and toss pieces to the Chi.. The dog would LOVE when I went out to smoke and would annoy the lady to let him go out to me
heheheeeeeeeeeeee! Turn her troops away from her with hot dog propaganda!
Frankly I'd just buy the cheapest hot dogs I could find at the store and keep them chopped up and grab a handful as I went out. Then I'd smoke and toss pieces to the Chi.. The dog would LOVE when I went out to smoke and would annoy the lady to let him go out to me
heheheeeeeeeeeeee! Turn her troops away from her with hot dog propaganda!baddfrog0221
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I have a fucking retarded neighbor as well.
The old asshole that lives across the street runs a piano business out of his house. Daily kids are coming and going for lessons. I mean fucking seven days a week 7 am - 8 pm. It's fucking bullshit.
The parents drop their kids off and park on the street in front of my house for an hour or so while the kid dicks around in their lesson. Sometimes, the parents get out of their cars and wonder around in the street, yard, etc. just dicking around. It's fucking garbage. And remind you seven fucking days a week there are assholes parked in front of my house on the street. Sometimes they block my driveway, hit my mail box, stare in my windows, fuck all everything they do is annoying as hell.
Now the old asshole got married to some young hottie asian (who also fucking teaches piano). So Fridays there is a hoard of asian people standing in front of my house while all their kids are in fucking lessons. It lasts for two hours or so bout 4 pm - 6 pm every fucking Friday.
I now stand in the window and stare at the people parked outside. I hope that they look at me staring at them and think "what the fuck am I doing here?" I can't wait until the old fucker moves or dies. When it's only the asian bitch left, I am going to get the city involved for their violations of city ordinances.
Glad I found this topic thread here. Feels good to vent.
The old asshole that lives across the street runs a piano business out of his house. Daily kids are coming and going for lessons. I mean fucking seven days a week 7 am - 8 pm. It's fucking bullshit.
The parents drop their kids off and park on the street in front of my house for an hour or so while the kid dicks around in their lesson. Sometimes, the parents get out of their cars and wonder around in the street, yard, etc. just dicking around. It's fucking garbage. And remind you seven fucking days a week there are assholes parked in front of my house on the street. Sometimes they block my driveway, hit my mail box, stare in my windows, fuck all everything they do is annoying as hell.
Now the old asshole got married to some young hottie asian (who also fucking teaches piano). So Fridays there is a hoard of asian people standing in front of my house while all their kids are in fucking lessons. It lasts for two hours or so bout 4 pm - 6 pm every fucking Friday.
I now stand in the window and stare at the people parked outside. I hope that they look at me staring at them and think "what the fuck am I doing here?" I can't wait until the old fucker moves or dies. When it's only the asian bitch left, I am going to get the city involved for their violations of city ordinances.
Glad I found this topic thread here. Feels good to vent.
madprofessor
New Member
let the dog bite you, report it to the police, it gets killed, you get money ,neighbour feels like shit, everybody wins
LocknessMD
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I'd buy them a couple tickets to 6 flags or an amusement park with a bunch of big roller coasters. Same thing I do when a girlfriend says she's pregnant. Its all about getting the last laugh.
AliCakes
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I don't tolerate violence, but I wouldn't let this continue. A rolled up bit of newspaper or a spray bottle with diluted ammonia will do wonders when training the dog to leave you the fu@* alone. And that level of defense will not get you in trouble with the law.
I try to ignore less than neighborly behavior, but I don't ignore abuse. Even from a seven pound rat-dog. If she has a problem with you defending yourself, report the leash violations and the dog's previous behavior. You will have nothing to worry about.
I try to ignore less than neighborly behavior, but I don't ignore abuse. Even from a seven pound rat-dog. If she has a problem with you defending yourself, report the leash violations and the dog's previous behavior. You will have nothing to worry about.
Samwell Seed Well
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lol 4 pages and the first responsible post happens . . .. its a dog, correct it and return it with a warning that if it does it again the humane society will have it quickly . . . simple assertive and entirely put in the hands of the owners . . . .at same time report to housing landlord of said occurrence/reaction (dont tell lady or family no need for idle threats or irrational fears), and when or if it happens again , use this as an excuse to not get legal means involved but to encourage them remove the animal if they can not control before it disfigures a child face
some of you have it, the owner is at fault but aggressive dog is aggressive dog, and so be it
if that doesn't work . . then have it removed as it will just involve all legal means, you don't have much legal authority to remove and retrain the animal so other options are limited in the reality of the situation . . . its a dog , and im sad to say it was let down by only one person or persons, it owners , time for someone to be responsible e
some of you have it, the owner is at fault but aggressive dog is aggressive dog, and so be it
if that doesn't work . . then have it removed as it will just involve all legal means, you don't have much legal authority to remove and retrain the animal so other options are limited in the reality of the situation . . . its a dog , and im sad to say it was let down by only one person or persons, it owners , time for someone to be responsible e
Firstly and most important, forget about any complaints, either to the law or to the dog owner. Not only is this a waste of time, but there isn't a dog owner alive who believes their precious little baby could possibly cause a problem. YOU are the problem in their eyes and that is the fact in every case without exception. Make any complaint to them and you are the bad guy FOREVER.
Defend yourself against all animals without hesitation. You can use either pepper spray or, if your state permits it, lethal force. Do not use doggie pepper spray, it is reputed to be too weak to be effective. Get the human deterrent spray or, if it is a pack of dogs, the large Alaska bear spray bottle.
If the animal is coming on your property and threatening you, eliminate, relocate, or impound it; and never mention it to anybody. If the dog is running loose - as it would be in this scenario - the owner has no idea where their dog went. Too bad for them, they should have exercised responsible pet ownership.
Defend yourself against all animals without hesitation. You can use either pepper spray or, if your state permits it, lethal force. Do not use doggie pepper spray, it is reputed to be too weak to be effective. Get the human deterrent spray or, if it is a pack of dogs, the large Alaska bear spray bottle.
If the animal is coming on your property and threatening you, eliminate, relocate, or impound it; and never mention it to anybody. If the dog is running loose - as it would be in this scenario - the owner has no idea where their dog went. Too bad for them, they should have exercised responsible pet ownership.
Sheesh420
Member
The smartest comment yet IMHO - however if you're a dog lover then above might now work for you... here's an old trick that might work for you...
There are proven ways to deal with an ignorant dog(neighbor). I grew up with a crazy father who must have gotten rid of most of the neighborhood dogs after two of them bit my sister in our yard when I was a kid.
1. Go buy a large amount of black pepper... it's cheap... get as much as you can. Make sure it processed and not whole peppercorns. Sprinkle it on the ground around the area that you would not like the dog to go near ... sprinkle a very generous amount but in a way that is not conspicuous. Sit back and wait for the dog... then watch it runs away sneezing repeatedly. This is humane, it trains the dog and maybe even the lady who probably won't put her dog back outside upon witnessing the dog freaking out a few times once it goes back in the house. Dogs have excellent scent memory. Most of them will not return to a spot that has a physically debilitating scent. This application might take a couple of attempts due to environmental factors such as humidity and wind but it will eventually chase the animal away.
If you're not a dog lover and don't have a conscience see below:
2. Put out a bowl of dinty more beef stew checked full of the most concentrated bowel stimulant you can find over the counter... or if you know someone who works at a hospital this is even better. Wait until the owner comes home from work... grab some popcorn...sit in your front yard... and when they bring the animal out to vets or when they bring most of their stuff outside to clean it wave at them while eating the popcorn. They'll get the hint.
3. As a last resort if you fear for your life I've seen this way work and wouldn't recommend it however better to face minor legal charges next month than it is to have your 3 year old daughter's face ripped off and put back on next year.
Place a 2'x2' piece of chicken wire on the ground next to a metal garbage barrel tuned on it's side - wire the two together with electrical wire and a 9V battery. Throw something really smelly and tasty into the barrel. Wait for the dog then wait for the cops.
beuffer420
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Number two craked me up!
Sheesh420
Member
The pepper works but who has time to train some else's dog let alone the owner... and if you're dealing with more than one dog it can be really funny watching your dad buy multiple cases of black pepper as he constantly watches out the window screaming and swearing like the father on A Christmas Story.
The Dinty More laxative combo apparently works but if you use it more than once and or come out of the closet about it to prove a point the entire neighborhood instantly despises you.
The garbage pail trick apparently gets the entire neighborhood to fear you. I never saw a dog in my neighborhood after this growing up and if someone new moved in they were quickly told about the dog killers down the street.
Crazy old man... different world back then.
The Dinty More laxative combo apparently works but if you use it more than once and or come out of the closet about it to prove a point the entire neighborhood instantly despises you.
The garbage pail trick apparently gets the entire neighborhood to fear you. I never saw a dog in my neighborhood after this growing up and if someone new moved in they were quickly told about the dog killers down the street.
Crazy old man... different world back then.
burnedout1958
Active Member
a lot of the posts in here seem to be from " suspicious " people in that , they are asking you or me to give then bad advice, hoping to get you on something or just fuck with our heads. good luck tracing my posts to ANY law enforcement in here, I'm jumping 6 ip addresses before I get into this group. and they can't trace TOR browser
Duckweed Dan
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Guano. Liquid Guano. Buy it at a nursery supply for $10 a quart. Run a line on the ground where the property line is and you are done. That shit smells for days. Make sure you put it as far from you as you can and where the dog would normally go. The dog is either going to hit the line and turn around or try to eat the ground with the guano. Either way end of problem and the plants or grass will go ape-shit!
