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xKuroiTaimax

Well-Known Member
Nah... It's (very painfully) closed for business :'( And Tip Top would turn you into sashimi lolololol
thanks for making me chuckle though x
 
konagirl420

konagirl420

Well-Known Member
Fuck precription pillsFuck this non legal stateFuck I can't move for a few more monthsFuck all these Drs Appts and testsFucks feeling sickFuck these lawsFuck un loyal friendsFuck siezures and falling and hitting my head again hahahahaha !
 
AltarNation

AltarNation

Well-Known Member
[video=youtube;ulIOrQasR18]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIOrQasR18[/video]

Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a fuck.
Well step aside bitches, cause I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible.

What?!

(I don't a give a fuck...)
About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what
(I don't give a fuck...)
I literally don't give a fuck about anything

I don't give a fuck about motherfuckin' anything
People care about shit, I say fuck everything
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck trees, fuck the sun
I don't need heat of Vitamin D!

And fuck toasters. I don't need to cook my bread
And fuck coasters. I use a little plate instead
And fuck roosters. With their useless cockadoodledoo
We invented the alarm clocks. We no longer need you

Don't give a fuck about chairs. I prefer to stand
And fuck air conditioners - I got a ceiling fan
And fuck the the movie the fan, starring westly snipes
Demolition man's the only snipes moving i liked
And fuck liking shit. I don't even like the stuff that I like
Don't give a fuck about not liking all the shit I don't like
Like tissues. Fuck them! I blow my nose on the couch

And fuck my nostrils and my senses now I breathe through my mouth
Don't give a fuck about seeing bitch, fuck my eyes
Fuck physical perception yo, I'd rather be blind
Fuck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
And hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most
And fuck coasts, who gives a fuck about where water meets land
And fuck boats, just because you float you think you're so fucking bad
And fuck jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time
My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but...

(I don't a give a fuck...)
About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what
(I don't give a fuck...)
I literally don't give a fuck about anything

Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup
The girl says "small, medium, large?"
I say "bitch I don't give a fuck"
She said "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size"
I said "fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a fuck, alright?"
Don't give a fuck about beverage size options motherfucker
And I don't give a fuck about liquids either
They're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place
Like human semen when I get it all over my face
I'm not gay, I just don't give a fuck about straight sex

And fuck my dick, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead.
Fuck biological functions, fuck the human body
I prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote
I call myself batyote and I fight crime at night
I know its similar to batman but motherfuck copyright
I plagiarize all the time, I do it everyday
Cause I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way

And fuck birth, entering the world of space & time is a bitch
Searching for purpose in the random universe sucks dick
Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way
Did I choose to not give a fuck about ice cube trays
If I want ice I'll go to the fucking corner store and buy a bag
Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfucking drag
You know what? Fuck the word fuck, I don't need to use it
I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus

(I don't a give a chainsaw...)
About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what
(I don't give a chainsaw...)
I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything

If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a fuck the most
I wouldn't win cause I don't give a fuck about winning yo
I don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck,
so I do give a fuck... wait, what?

(I give a fuck...)
About everything, I love everyone and care about everything
(I give a fuck...)
I literally care about every motherfucking thing
 
AltarNation

AltarNation

Well-Known Member
Rainman check out more Jon Lajoie if you haven't heard it, his shit is wicked funny. He does impersonations of every rap style imaginable.

I just made a post about him, lol
 
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sonomascomaaroma

Active Member
Fuck the war on drugs.
Fuck the corporate world,
Fuck false imprisonment,
Fuck fake friends,
Fuck informants,
Fuck Technologies allowing Popo to look at us from satalites,
Fuck feds,
Fuck the DA,
Fuck haters......
 
Chiceh

Chiceh

Global Mod, Stoner Chic
AltarNation said:
Rainman check out more Jon Lajoie if you haven't heard it, his shit is wicked funny. He does impersonations of every rap style imaginable.

I just made a post about him, lol
Click to expand...

He is hilarious you should check out all his songs. Here is a good one. :D
[video=youtube_share;i2spZ-NDfS4]http://youtu.be/i2spZ-NDfS4[/video]
 
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