fucked!! cops are planning to kick down my door

go dig a hole out in the yard and bury anything that could get you in trouble, then go sit on the porch with a pitcher of tea and wait for the bastards.. once they raid you once and don't find shit, they're going to feel pretty stupid and might just leave you alone afterwards for awhile..
shit if they just find a bong or a few pipes and alittle stash ,there still going to fill stupid..lol..
 
so let them come to your house, i'm usually against not letting the cops in, ever, but in your case, i'd call them over and ask if they wanted to have a bbq, you're not doing anything wrong, minus an iota of weed.. take that outside, bury it in the yard, then hold a bbq, invite all your cop friends, you could have a pig roast... why not?
they dont know how much weed i smoke. im betting they think im dealing.
 
im one of the few white guys in this hood. its because i have long hair but nothing will make me cut my hair. im gonna try to find a new place to move to quickly. fuck everyone in this shitty town.

nice hair dude
creepy-haircut.jpg
 
the friend i have avoids me like i have a disease. wont return my txts or anything. thats how i know this is real. its just time to go
 
my hair is much longer than that guy. i havent cut it in 4 years. nothing or no one will make me cut it till i decide i dont want it... i had short hair for 14 years while i was married. when that ended i said fuck it im doing things my way. i just have to be smart where i live.
 
my hair is much longer than that guy. i havent cut it in 4 years. nothing or no one will make me cut it till i decide i dont want it... i had short hair for 14 years while i was married. when that ended i said fuck it im doing things my way. i just have to be smart where i live.


nice hair dude
 
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