i got my federal tax refund the other day and want to cash it. i closed out all my checking and savings accounts with banks last year, but still retain a few credit cards with them as i pay them down.
i just love calling my banks knowing the answer to this question:
me: hello, i am a customer of yours and have a have a tax refund check, can i cash it there?
bank: do you have a checking account?
me: no, just a credit card.
bank: sorry, we can't cash your check then.
me: so a check from the federal government is no good?
bank: not without a checking account.
me: that's not what you said last time they gave you a check.
bank: have a good day sir.
me: fuck you.
i just love how their voices drop at the end after i mention "the last time they gave you a check", it reminds me of a dog with its tail between its legs.
seriously, fuck these people. bunch of assholes.