Garden centre women is annoying me!!!!

swazifarmer

swazifarmer

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The lady at the garden centre is always asking me what I grow so can someone give me a name of a plant that is most like skunk to get fertilizer. She's so patronizing I play stupid but I know what I need to buy. I told her the 1st time for rose's and she recommended some special rose food which I had to buy.

In the same shop they also sell lights for all purpose's and the guys they are cool, never bothering me never asking why I 'm buying Aquarium and cool white tubes for a 4 foot dual fixture.

RANT OVER :finger:
 
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sogbunn

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tell her to go suk a dik... sarcasticly tell her ur growing opium and see the look on her face!!!
 
OGKush00

OGKush00

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gangjababy said:
Yup, just grow a pair and tell her you don't need help.
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Haha I like how you bought the rose food since she reccomended it, that's funny.. She doesn't need to know what you're growing but it is a little suspicous to say "none of your business". Tell her Tomatoe's.. If you look on the Fox Farm nutes they all feature tomatoes. Can't go wrong, and tell her you are trying a different approach if she refers you to another product. :leaf:
 
TheConstantGardner

TheConstantGardner

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uggh, I used to get that from one store employee. If they start their overly friendly bullshiat with me now, I just tell them I'm there to pick shit up for my father-in-law. "I've got a list, I'm getting what's on the list."
 
swazifarmer

swazifarmer

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OGKush00 said:
Haha I like how you bought the rose food since she reccomended it, that's funny.. She doesn't need to know what you're growing but it is a little suspicous to say "none of your business". Tell her Tomatoe's.. If you look on the Fox Farm nutes they all feature tomatoes. Can't go wrong, and tell her you are trying a different approach if she refers you to another product. :leaf:
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And then buy tomato food LOL
 
toaksie

toaksie

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LOL, The garden Center near me actually sells a cannabis specific fertilizer, so it's a bit hard to say its for tomatoes!
 
tip top toker

tip top toker

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haha, even covering doesn't work out toooo well, like you and the roses, i went into a garden enter, told them i wanted john innes no2/ potting mix, when asked for what, well tomatoes innit, to which he'd have none of it until i opted for those stupid multicoloured tomato grow bags instead.... sigh.

i like the opium idea :) tell her you're growing feral children :)
 
doitinthewoods

doitinthewoods

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tinyTURTLE said:
the hydro shop i get things from never asks what. it's just undertsood.
at least it feels that way.
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yea, mine too. There are just certain words you don't use. I've seen people to go elsewhere because they used the wrong words or terms. Things like that can get your store shut down or investigated. 90% of them know what you're there for, so you don't have to advertise it.

If I were you, man, I would figure out exactly what I needed and make a list like somebody already said. Be cordial, thank her for the help, find what you need, and be on your merry way.
 
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redivider

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say that you don't know what you are growing, you work with storage and inventory, you have nothing to do with the actual growing....

that's that...

that said the local hydro shop is real psychedelic, painted green n purple inside, with 1000 watt HPS fixtures hanging everywhere with ducting n shit... there's no tomato growers going to that shop... FO' SHO'.....
 
swazifarmer

swazifarmer

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tip top toker said:
haha, even covering doesn't work out toooo well, like you and the roses, i went into a garden enter, told them i wanted john innes no2/ potting mix, when asked for what, well tomatoes innit, to which he'd have none of it until i opted for those stupid multicoloured tomato grow bags instead.... sigh.

i like the opium idea :) tell her you're growing feral children :)
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HAHA thats some funny shit
 
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