Get in the Kitchen and Make me a Sandwich, BITCH!

JackHererSki

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I offered to make my boyfriend a sammich about 15 minutes ago. He declined and said, and I quote, "ew that sounds fucking gross." :finger:

His loss. It was amazing. Turkey, avacado, red pepper hummus, red onion, fresh spinach, and sriracha on toasted 3 cheese semolina. Heaven.


Scrapple is gross when you think about it and freaking delicious when you just shut up and cook it. Like Abe said its pretty much every part of a pig that can't be sold, mashed through a screen and mixed with cornmeal and broth.


And yes your boyfriend should definitely appreciate you more. My lady does absolutely everything for me and in return I do absolutely everything for her.
If she stopped for a week I'd be fucked
 

Yessica...

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Scrapple is gross when you think about it and freaking delicious when you just shut up and cook it. Like Abe said its pretty much every part of a pig that can't be sold, mashed through a screen and mixed with cornmeal and broth.


And yes your boyfriend should definitely appreciate you more. My lady does absolutely everything for me and in return I do absolutely everything for her.
If she stopped for a week I'd be fucked
I said "wat" because I had really never heard of scrapple before. Is that another name for Spam?
 

Yessica...

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What kinda cheese? This fat chick where I used to work would spread that jalapeno cheese dip that comes in a can on bread and eat it.



Cold from the fridge too. :spew:
I used swiss, old cheddar, parmesan, AND mozzarella. I had a bunch of assorted shredded cheeses leftover from my lasagna.

I also put a wee bit of mayo on the inside of the sammy, because I'm a dirty dirty girl...
 

Yessica...

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Now that I am rid of the asshole ex, I get to eat TWO SAMMIES!!

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Local bakery bun, mayo, baby spinach, Swiss cheese, tomato, avocado, egg, applewood smoked bacon, salt and pepper...

Fucking yurm!

P.S. I was a big pussy and only ate one for dinner, and the “second dinner” about an hour later. How embarrassing!
 
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Yessica...

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single you say.

will you marry me ? :lol:
You missed the ' i am'

sorry, i got off on grammar correction and not understanding that me, gary, is such a boring yawning prick.

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that's annoying when ppl place a ton of spaces in their messages, basically forcing someone to scroll down. dick. not funny
I would very much appreciate it if you did not do that thing with the spaces in threads I start.

Abe is right, it is very annoying. I don’t like scrolling.

THANK YOU!
 
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