Get skinny for the new year. Do it fatty.

Alienwidow

Alienwidow

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Well its the new year as of a couple hours ago and i just came back from the bar. All i have to say is wow are people getting fat. Personally im not a rail but i stay in shape. Ive never seen so many girls disapointed because they never got kissed on New Years in all my years than tonight. On average every girl was two times the size of every guy. Thats saying that there were some girls that were skinny (with boyfriends) and then there were plenty of other girls that were four times the size of most men to average out to a ratio of volume of human carcass, 2-1 woman volume to men volume.

Are girls allergic to salads these days? No exerSIZE? Has the human population given up on popular eating conditions like anorexia and bulimia? Why dont humans eat bird seed? It seems to work for birds right? I need advice on this. I need an expert opinion. @mr sunshine .
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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Alienwidow said:
Well its the new year as of a couple hours ago and i just came back from the bar. All i have to say is wow are people getting fat. Personally im not a rail but i stay in shape. Ive never seen so many girls disapointed because they never got kissed on New Years in all my years than tonight. On average every girl was two times the size of every guy. Thats saying that there were some girls that were skinny (with boyfriends) and then there were plenty of other girls that were four times the size of most men to average out to a ratio of volume of human carcass, 2-1 woman volume to men volume.

Are girls allergic to salads these days? No exerSIZE? Has the human population given up on popular eating conditions like anorexia and bulimia? Why dont humans eat bird seed? It seems to work for birds right? I need advice on this. I need an expert opinion. @mr sunshine .
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Big bitches have the same holes the skinny bitches do. Anal sex feels better with fat hoes, stop being so shallow.
 
jme5674

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I'm only chiming in because this made me laugh. I remember growing up in the NE US and everyone got fat this time of year! When the warm clothes and heaters got turned on, everyone thought it was time to hibernate and eat until April, when the sun started to shine again. I think our 'can't slow down' culture and over processed foods are the main culprit. Plus, I can't throw stones...got at least 15 I could lose.
 
ttystikk

ttystikk

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Colorado is the nation's least obese state, and has been for over twenty years.

However, if today's obesity rate were applied to the list from twenty years ago, where would Colorado stand in the rankings of the day? DEAD LAST.

THAT'S how fat America has gotten in just the last 20 years.

Pigs get slaughtered; it's not just a Wall Street term anymore.
 
2ANONYMOUS

2ANONYMOUS

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ttystikk said:
Colorado is the nation's least obese state, and has been for over twenty years.

However, if today's obesity rate were applied to the list from twenty years ago, where would Colorado stand in the rankings of the day? DEAD LAST.

THAT'S how fat America has gotten in just the last 20 years.

Pigs get slaughtered; it's not just a Wall Street term anymore.
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LMAO you forgot to mention that Colorado has the worst mental illness out of all of the states
i guess i rather wake up to a fat arse chick then to wake up beside a retard haha 3ojwsz.jpg
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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Alienwidow said:
Well its the new year as of a couple hours ago and i just came back from the bar. All i have to say is wow are people getting fat. Personally im not a rail but i stay in shape. Ive never seen so many girls disapointed because they never got kissed on New Years in all my years than tonight. On average every girl was two times the size of every guy. Thats saying that there were some girls that were skinny (with boyfriends) and then there were plenty of other girls that were four times the size of most men to average out to a ratio of volume of human carcass, 2-1 woman volume to men volume.

Are girls allergic to salads these days? No exerSIZE? Has the human population given up on popular eating conditions like anorexia and bulimia? Why dont humans eat bird seed? It seems to work for birds right? I need advice on this. I need an expert opinion. @mr sunshine .
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I'm not an expert but as a female I am seeing a shift with my gender toward body acceptance. Now the pendulum is way over to one side right not (as in body acceptance if you're heavy. If you're thin then you're still the enemy) But overall I think it's a healthier mental state to be in rather than a constant negativity regarding one's shape never measuring up to some perceived ideal.

that said, I think there's no such thing as "fit fat" or that obesity can be healthy in men or women. Granted, not all can be a size 2 but there's a thing called BMI which is a decent guideline for what is height/weight proportionate. @Alienwidow I agree. I am seeing so many more grossly overweight people which doesn't make sense given that we're spending more than ever on fitness shit in this country.

Body acceptance means accept the shape you're given and be as fit as you can in it. Not just give up, gain a shit ton of extra flab, then berate the opposite sex when they don't find it attractive.

Sorry for the rant, (just had morning coffee).


Joe Blows Trees said:
Oprah's trying to help out! :bigjoint:

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Oprah's not trying to help anyone out but Oprah as usual. She just bought stock in Weight watchers. google it.
 
Alienwidow

Alienwidow

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Hookabelly said:
I'm not an expert but as a female I am seeing a shift with my gender toward body acceptance. Now the pendulum is way over to one side right not (as in body acceptance if you're heavy. If you're thin then you're still the enemy) But overall I think it's a healthier mental state to be in rather than a constant negativity regarding one's shape never measuring up to some perceived ideal.

that said, I think there's no such thing as "fit fat" or that obesity can be healthy in men or women. Granted, not all can be a size 2 but there's a thing called BMI which is a decent guideline for what is height/weight proportionate. @Alienwidow I agree. I am seeing so many more grossly overweight people which doesn't make sense given that we're spending more than ever on fitness shit in this country.

Body acceptance means accept the shape you're given and be as fit as you can in it. Not just give up, gain a shit ton of extra flab, then berate the opposite sex when they don't find it attractive.

Sorry for the rant, (just had morning coffee).




Oprah's not trying to help anyone out but Oprah as usual. She just bought stock in Weight watchers. google it.
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Best post of the thread so far. I am so glad as a woman you see the point and see where im coming from on this. Some women get all crazy about the topic but theres no hiding it. When a woman asks if i think she looks fat in a pair of pants i say yes if its the truth. Then maybe shell skip that stop on the way home at macdonals.
 
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