Girlfriend question, is this normal
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PoseidonsNet
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thats good to hear : we need more old-fashioned family values : infidelity should carry the maximum term.
smokingbot
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SON! Tell that motherfucker to get his ass a girlfriend then you and your girlfriend can go over there and hang out with him and his girlfriend. Not gonna lie, I would have definitely met this prick and said something to him by now. Take his ass to the side and tell him if he fucks around your going to break his neck. If that kid wants to eat some food, invite him over for some easy mac and ask him what the fucks up. Ask him in front of your gf too, if they act all shady you know somethings up.
You must be a nice guy, cause this shit has my blood boiling and it's not even my deal.
Hotwired
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I tried the black ski mask and hunting knife on my wife. She was taken by surprise but she didn't react very well.
So I traded the hunting knife for a rather large dildo that was just hanging around out of the blue. Her face turned from horror to astonishment. She became more submisive. She slowly backed into the bedroom and bumped against the bed.
I thrust the large magic dildo at her and she gasped wildly and fell back onto the bed. She grabbed the magic dildo from my hand and just about when I thought my fantasies would become real she says......."Honey, can you come back in an hour when I'm finished?"
I was shocked!! I was amazed!! So I went to the bar down the street and drank a few
So I traded the hunting knife for a rather large dildo that was just hanging around out of the blue. Her face turned from horror to astonishment. She became more submisive. She slowly backed into the bedroom and bumped against the bed.
I thrust the large magic dildo at her and she gasped wildly and fell back onto the bed. She grabbed the magic dildo from my hand and just about when I thought my fantasies would become real she says......."Honey, can you come back in an hour when I'm finished?"
I was shocked!! I was amazed!! So I went to the bar down the street and drank a few
smokingbot
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yeah, get joey greco's ass on the case. That motherfucker got shanked on the show he is insane.
kayasgarden
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yea must be he doesnt want us to know what happened
smokingbot
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I'm assuming he is sitting in his bedroom in complete darkness, naked, crying. Probably for the last week or so.
flowergurl
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So I traded the hunting knife for a rather large dildo that was just hanging around out of the blue.
I thrust the large magic dildo at her
She grabbed the magic dildo from my hand[/quote]
So where did you happen to purchase a large
magic
dildo????????????
Do you have to be a magician to use it??? what kind of tricks can it do????
Sorry.....high and just couldn't resist.........
I thrust the large magic dildo at her
She grabbed the magic dildo from my hand
[/quote]So where did you happen to purchase a large
magic
dildo????????????
Do you have to be a magician to use it??? what kind of tricks can it do????
Sorry.....high and just couldn't resist.........
nowstopwhining
Too many brownies
Probably true......hahahahaha
Hotwired
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The magic dildo appeared "magically". No purchase was necessary
I've seen some women do some magical things with a dildo. So maybe they have a lil magician in all of 'em
It can do tricks if you train it right
Hotwired
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555-2323, this is the number to my therapist. Please call him and make an appointment immediately
akisgift
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haha one hell of a comeback... you live in YOUR little made up world. like amigo said... one day you will find the real one, and its harsh.... so enjoy your happy ass life while it lasts.... (btw congrats on all the schooling, hope it was a good waste of time lol...) (making six digits as well, with no schooling, its called MANPOWER... getting the fuck up and working till i cant, and im happy...lol are u?)1) 41
2) yes it will, l but can guarantee I will get up faster, be able to speak in a
normal voice and not compalin all night concerning how painfull the entire
scenario was.
3) yes, I will give you the consistancy thing but will rephrase to a "one track
mind"
4) The theory concerning the evolution of man is under increased scrutiny
due to the persistence of gaps in the fossil record, the inability to
demonstrate "life-or-death" determining advantageous genetic mutations,
and the lack of experiments or observations to truly confirm the evidence
for speciation. Overall, the evolution of man pervades as the accepted
paradigm on the origin of man within the scientific community. This is not
because it has been proven scientifically, but because alternative
viewpoints bring with them metaphysical implications which go against the
modern naturalistic paradigm. Nevertheless, a closer examination of the
evidence reveals evolution to be increasingly less scientific and more
reliant upon beliefs, not proof. Evolution Of Man
5) Concerning the "real world"
I have a masters in Biology and a doctorate in Biochemistry. I speak four
languages (maybe a little overstated, I speak three and understand four,
german is a bitch) , have lived on three continents, spend two and a half
months a year traveling, worked for 10 years for the federal
government, own three houses in two states, earn well into six figures
yearly, have an investment portfolio that would bring you to your
knees, grow some really good grass and plan to retire in nine years happy
and financially secure. So... NO SIR...I don't know a damn thing about the
"real world" cause I'm just a stupid gurl.......
It just comes down to instinct vs intellect. We just think very differently and
men in many instances respond with instinct. I do have many straight male friends and yes, deep down they probably are thinking about sex as we suck on a volcano bag...but they don't voice it and don't spend time at my place expecting anything more than a really good buzz, some fantastic culinary offerings, good conversation and maybe a good poker game or two. I love the men in my life and would not trade them for the world and I love the opinions you guys give here, it is enlightening, educational and entertaining. I appreciate your candor.
Now damnit lets all smoke and make up........
akisgift
Active Member
well... obviously... her fucking him makes you angry.... and obviously you cannot beat her. if he has the will to put himself in a situation like that. he also must accept the fact that he might get beat the fuck up..... we react on instinct.... men are men... you fuck with their emotions... well.........
im not a hard ass.... i dont go telling people i can beat ur ass... but if you fuck my girl... weather or not she came on to you.... i fuck your ass up... period..... with or without fists. instinct. ever watch animal planet?
akisgift
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fo sho ^^^^^^^^^ agreed,,, especialy the last part.
im happy as fuck.. and i got girls ive known since i was a child.... but if i just out of nowhere wanted to goto the movies with them,... well then its time for the dog house homez....
akisgift
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well stated bash bash manWith grammar like that, I'd listen to his opinion!!! That my woman!!!! I bash face with rock!!! Drag woman back to cave!!
akisgift
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lol im not trying to be like all other men, but i do believe in old fashioned values... and maybe im coming from a point that im married as well with children. and that just would not fly with me, what so ever... and maybe everyone is right.... just get the fuck out before it fucks your emotions... things like that can cause trust issues for life... or a long time atleast. ive walked in on one of my ex's with the guy who was tutoring her.... i had roses in my hand for her, she though i was at work, but instead i left early to surprise her. lol unbelieveably i didnt do shit... welll i threw the flowers at her tv, vase and all, made quite a mess..
she was careless on trying to be sneaky though, i had her house keys and all........
stupid girl.... maybe thats the reason men become irate.... because a good majority of wemon are lying sacs of shit (goes the same with men in every way though) its a two way battle... ive fucked up before too.... but ive had wemon lie to my damn face and kiss me afterwordss... i could never do that shit...
she was careless on trying to be sneaky though, i had her house keys and all........
stupid girl.... maybe thats the reason men become irate.... because a good majority of wemon are lying sacs of shit (goes the same with men in every way though) its a two way battle... ive fucked up before too.... but ive had wemon lie to my damn face and kiss me afterwordss... i could never do that shit...