gotta detox

I smoked a joint and drank some vodka on monday but I need to drug test today. I've been drinking lots of water and coffee and so I've been pissing a lot. Should it be out of my system by now? Last time I got alll the thc out of my system in 9 days without doing any detoxing so I don't know if it'll work. And does anybody else have any ideas how to get it out of my system ?

were you clean before smoking?If you were you'll probably be alright.Just keep drinking water and shit.......maybe jog a little bit to.

damn just noticed you said this monday.I really cant tell you then but definitely chug mad water and piss before you take the test.

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damn just noticed you said this monday.I really cant tell you then but definitely chug mad water and piss before you take the test.

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I've been drinking a lot of water and I shugged down like 3 pitchers of coffee last night . Yeah I hope I'm alright it's a cheap test anyways not like a P.O. test

I tried everything back when I was in school cuz I got caught and had to do som weak classes. I always failed cuz I chief too much, so the counselor just gave up and passed me anyways. I don't recommend that because most would fail you.

Im looking for a job and damn all the jobs i find suitable require a damn drug test. iv been clean for about 5 or 6 days, drink heavy alot of water and coffee as well. But i was smoking like maybe 6 grams the week before i was clean so i dont think i should apply for an interview if im going to be drug tested. So messed up, and i really need a job got 0$ on my bank account. I really dont know how long it takes my body to get rid of all the toxins or w/e that is stuck in my body from weed. Actually someone should make a in depth thread or stick in how to ultimately pass a drug test. iv read on sites that if u smoke like 2-4 times a week or something like that it takes like 25-35 days till your body is actually clean. so i guess im in deep shit.

there used to be a product at GNC, called puree clean (i think). It was a all natural detoxifying tea, you added the powder to a gallon of water and boiled it, drink 3hrs before the test. I know it worked, saw a test that was like 250% over the allowable amount, pass the very next day. I cant seem to find it online. But might want to look into it.

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there used to be a product at GNC, called puree clean (i think). It was a all natural detoxifying tea, you added the powder to a gallon of water and boiled it, drink 3hrs before the test. I know it worked, saw a test that was like 250% over the allowable amount, pass the very next day. I cant seem to find it online. But might want to look into it.

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Was there a control test with drinking a gallon of just plain ... ? If not, I rather suspect that the "tea" was not what did the work. cn

Try this, it works every time. If you don't have access to a microwave to heat the stuff then use an mre heater.

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MRE heater


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The tea is made up of different shit, the only ingredient i remember seeing on it was burdock root, which is known for having detoxifying effects. But no, I cant say that a straight gallon of water would do the trick for sure. I can only report what I saw happen. I do know he drank a lot of water before the test, but failed. the next day he used this stuff and passed. And I figure it couldnt hurt.


my other buddy has used one of these successfully a few times, and raves about it.

http://www.detoxforless.com/urine-test-device/urinator-urine-warmer.html