gotta detox

jadeey

Active Member
I smoked a joint and drank some vodka on monday but I need to drug test today. I've been drinking lots of water and coffee and so I've been pissing a lot. Should it be out of my system by now? Last time I got alll the thc out of my system in 9 days without doing any detoxing so I don't know if it'll work. And does anybody else have any ideas how to get it out of my system ?
 

......

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were you clean before smoking?If you were you'll probably be alright.Just keep drinking water and shit.......maybe jog a little bit to.
 

......

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damn just noticed you said this monday.I really cant tell you then but definitely chug mad water and piss before you take the test.
 

jadeey

Active Member
damn just noticed you said this monday.I really cant tell you then but definitely chug mad water and piss before you take the test.
I've been drinking a lot of water and I shugged down like 3 pitchers of coffee last night . Yeah I hope I'm alright it's a cheap test anyways not like a P.O. test
 

PeyoteReligion

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I tried everything back when I was in school cuz I got caught and had to do som weak classes. I always failed cuz I chief too much, so the counselor just gave up and passed me anyways. I don't recommend that because most would fail you.
 

mwowner15

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Im looking for a job and damn all the jobs i find suitable require a damn drug test. iv been clean for about 5 or 6 days, drink heavy alot of water and coffee as well. But i was smoking like maybe 6 grams the week before i was clean so i dont think i should apply for an interview if im going to be drug tested. So messed up, and i really need a job got 0$ on my bank account. I really dont know how long it takes my body to get rid of all the toxins or w/e that is stuck in my body from weed. Actually someone should make a in depth thread or stick in how to ultimately pass a drug test. iv read on sites that if u smoke like 2-4 times a week or something like that it takes like 25-35 days till your body is actually clean. so i guess im in deep shit.
 

unohu69

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there used to be a product at GNC, called puree clean (i think). It was a all natural detoxifying tea, you added the powder to a gallon of water and boiled it, drink 3hrs before the test. I know it worked, saw a test that was like 250% over the allowable amount, pass the very next day. I cant seem to find it online. But might want to look into it.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
there used to be a product at GNC, called puree clean (i think). It was a all natural detoxifying tea, you added the powder to a gallon of water and boiled it, drink 3hrs before the test. I know it worked, saw a test that was like 250% over the allowable amount, pass the very next day. I cant seem to find it online. But might want to look into it.
Was there a control test with drinking a gallon of just plain ... ? If not, I rather suspect that the "tea" was not what did the work. cn
 

unohu69

Well-Known Member
The tea is made up of different shit, the only ingredient i remember seeing on it was burdock root, which is known for having detoxifying effects. But no, I cant say that a straight gallon of water would do the trick for sure. I can only report what I saw happen. I do know he drank a lot of water before the test, but failed. the next day he used this stuff and passed. And I figure it couldnt hurt.


my other buddy has used one of these successfully a few times, and raves about it.

http://www.detoxforless.com/urine-test-device/urinator-urine-warmer.html
 
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