dude the best line when me n my friends were toking on our block at around midnight we all have our own bowls and shit but the problem was we only had one lighter and i had to piss (i forgot the lighter in my hand while walking to piss) then my friends are talking then my buddy mike yells who has the lighter? then friend 1 says not me friend 2 not me friend 3 nah dude josh must have the lighter, wait he has THE! LIGHTER! that asshole. then as i am pissing i get tackled to the ground and he says dude do you have the lighter and i say "no dude i dont know where it is, then i was like wait as he is walking away and i say dude it was in my left hand the whole time