Great Stoner Quotes

Dudeeee, This bowls' so deep. It Goes on FOREVERRRRRrrrrrr

lol so we were all gettin blazed one day and we always got some lil debbie snack cakes so we'd get all high and shit and be sittin there and me thinkin i was bein all sneaky kinda roamed off into the kitchen and found em hiding in the kitchen eatin the hell outta some zebra cakes i heard them comin so i hid the snack cakes ya kno all for me lol hehe then my buddies lookin thru the cabnits says where ther fuck are my lil debbies" me trying to keep a straight face and a mouthful of em said "dude i umm dont kno lol" he instantly turns and is like " you snake dick chicken fucker" (he says this all the time were from tx its okay) me jus laughin , he then says im gonna slice u up like scooby doo" now im dieing laughing and im like, "dude wtf your gonna commit murder over snack cakes holy fuck lol" "shit you can have one lol" i hand him the box and he looks at it and says " bastard ass" lol there werent any left haso i say "haha ya fuck" and we all crack up and go smoke another blizzy

i dont even kno why i typed all that all i wanted to say was "DUDE, YOUR A FUCK" lol

"if you ride like lightning you will crash like thunder"///////"who feels it knows it"////////"unity said the unicorn,collie is a must said the hipopotamus"////"if you spit in the sky itll fall in ya eye"////"forward for dread backward for baldhead"

Referring to disrespectful foul language he said "we're from Texas so its OK"

That had me rolling! LMFAO

lol yeah jus repeating what was said lol srry bout that

" if your Darker then me your my enemy" I was on xbox live and some black dude was hating whites,My eyes were as red as the devils dick.

Herb is the healing of the nation-Bob Marley

"WHATEVER WHATEVER I DO WHAT I WANT": CARTMAN lol

"ill have 2 mcdoubles and another mcdouble please?"

At the drive thru...."excuse me, but what comes on your ham, egg, and cheese biscuit?"

After smoking with a freind he says: "Man.. I wanna get hit by a car, u no, just to see what its like."

" That's what I like about them high school girls, I get older they stay the same age. " -Dazed and confused-

Peace
K-town

_secret said:

haha, another master wok one..

Walkin thru the mall foodcourt completely baked, we happen to walk by this lady handing out samples for master wok, so i grabbed one, and she goes to hand one to my friend and hes like "sorry i dont eat dog"

bahahaha i spit my food everywhere i dont think i've ever laughed that hard in my life

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lmao i can imagine sum1 sayin that and the chinese lady is pist

"yeah mabey later"

me and a few friends were so high once, at the mcdonalds drivethru one of them asked for two doublecheeseburgers with cheese. it may have been a you had to of been there moment, but we were all laughin our asses off.

Does anybody really understand how well cocain and waffles go together!?!?!?!?!

My friend ripped off his rocker

megs said:

Does anybody really understand how well cocain and waffles go together!?!?!?!?!

My friend ripped off his rocker

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LMAO omg that is great. mixed up the white powders at breakfest.

Me and my buddys are talking about a movie and someone gave away the ending. (btw were all baked of course)
So i was like, common man..now i dont wanna see the movie, you ruined it
And my other buddy, "wait stop thinking about it...youll probly forget"

Johnny Retro said:

Me and my buddys are talking about a movie and someone gave away the ending. (btw were all baked of course)
So i was like, common man..now i dont wanna see the movie, you ruined it
And my other buddy, "wait stop thinking about it...youll probly forget"

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"Wait stop thinking about it...your probably forget"

LOL! Thats good stuff.

Peace
K-town