1. Farts, stupidly funny when high, speshly those ones that are in time with your footsteps when you walk and you do like 6 of them.
2. Animals, cats more than dogs for me, cats are ace when your baked, my mate has 2, or had 2 cos one of them left, was a stray anyway, just came and chilled at his flat for a couple of months, but the stray we named Steve, was a big ginger bastard, and Lola who's a kitten, Lola always used to attack Steve when he'd be asleep and it'd be ace to watch cos Steve would be asleep in the middle of the room on the rug and Lola would just fly out from round a corner and latch onto him, we did feline UFC commentary to it for a while, was good shit. Also, Steve found a place where Lola couldent get him, on the windowsill, and she'd sit below just staring at him. Till one day she was sat near me on the sofa cleaning an shit and she scoped him out hiding behind the curtains and propper flew at them like arms wide open, got some right air time an all! she got like attached onto the curtains with her claws and ninja'd her way up them then still attached she started braying him with one paw, funniest thing ive seen cats do in tiiiime!
3. Cooking. Just dont bother. We were high and my mates, same guy who's got the cats, and we were looking for shit to eat, found a tin of ravioli. Was fair game, i told my mate that it could be fried and tasted shit hot. he believed me. the tit. So he gets a fucking wok out and puts shitloads of oil in it, turns the burner on and were just talking, blazing. Oil starts to bubble an that. So he opens the can, and i was like, man, you cant fry the sauce, and he's like shit yeah, so pours away the sauce. Then he swishes loadsa water in the can with the ravioli to wash away the sauce, but leaves loads of the water in. And i didnt know this, but you put water into boiling oil and its gonna set alight. It was by far the funniest shit ive seen when ive been high. Were both stood like right next to the oven and he just chucks it all in this red hot wok full of red hot oil and it just fucking explodes! flames are touching the roof and shit, i jumped back and was all like fuuuuuuuck maaaan! and he grabbed the handle and threw it at the sink, burning all the blinds over the window an that. Im laughing now, like propper laughing, those sorta laughs where you think as if i actually just laughed like that. And he turned around and had no eyebrows, all his arm hair on one arm was gone, his fringe just wasnt there. It was one of them things where you just fall over and cant breath cos its just that funny that it didnt happen to you