Has getting high ever caused you to make a stupid mistake and get hurt?

Corxrew

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When I was a lot younger we used to get high at luch at work. So after we went back to work I was driving a forklift out the loading dock but the door wasn't up high enough to clear the forklift mast and I ripped the bottom panel of the door off and whoops was all I could muster. Its agood thing my boss was out to lunch with us.
haha, I used to work on a farm and we would all drink or smoke half the time to deal with my fuckhead boss. On one particular occasion I had three or four beers (i'm a skinny little fuck so I get a buzz easily) and my boss told me to drive the forklift to unload the racks from this truck. I ended up having one of the racks fall off the forks at the height of the truck, then maybe two racks later I backed into their marker lights and I think I broke or bent them or something.
 

Tenner

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haha, I used to work on a farm and we would all drink or smoke half the time to deal with my fuckhead boss. On one particular occasion I had three or four beers (i'm a skinny little fuck so I get a buzz easily) and my boss told me to drive the forklift to unload the racks from this truck. I ended up having one of the racks fall off the forks at the height of the truck, then maybe two racks later I backed into their marker lights and I think I broke or bent them or something.
I`ve used forklifts stoned... not the best vehicle to operate that way for sure :D
 

PeyoteReligion

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I once was in highschool and was not as smart, about 7 years ago. My alternative highschool was adjacent to a park that we would go smoke in. A large portion of the park was just woods, with trails intertwining throughout. We found this one part of the woods that was off any. Eaten trail and was secluded enough for us to do our smoking.
So one day we notice some inflatable pool recliner that you blow up, real chinsey. A couple candles laying around, and the glory stash, a half gallon of cheap vodka and Gatorade. Now I'm not proud of this, but as highschool kids, we took the vodka. Thought we were nice by leaving the Gatorade... Anyways, it was then time to skip school. As the resident of the bum camp was not in the area, and we were strapping young lads we figured we would just kick his ass if he showed up. The we start hangin out getting our smoke on, slamming the vodka and having a good time.
This is the point we decide to venture further into the thick part of the woods. As we follow a fain trail we though to belong to a deep, we find an even better, main camp out for this homeless person. He had stick fences built and everything. A tent at this location, a little fire pit, etc. He also booby-trapped the area with his own feces...yes he took shits all around his camp site; I'm talking very close to where he was sleeping. Both me and my friend that stumbled upon this mess both stepped in speedster loafs. We were drunk, high, teenaged and pissed off (even though it was total karma for drinking dudes vodka). So we decided to do what any self respecting teenage drunk/stoned male would do-took it out on the homeless culprit. Went into his tent and pissed on his pillow and on his sleeping bag. Pulled down his tent.
I didn't feel very good about it afterwards, even less so today. Anyways, we also reported it to the local parks department that maintained the park/woods. it turns out this guy was responsible for several assaults and a suspected rape-homicide.
We still go smoke at the spot from time to time. It's always real trippy. Yeah long story short, that was a weird fucked up story from being high.
 

PeyoteReligion

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I once was in highschool and was not as smart, about 7 years ago. My alternative highschool was adjacent to a park that we would go smoke in. A large portion of the park was just woods, with trails intertwining throughout. We found this one part of the woods that was off any beaten trail and was secluded enough for us to do our smoking.
So one day we notice some inflatable pool recliner that you blow up, real chinsey. A couple candles laying around, and the glory stash, a half gallon of cheap vodka and Gatorade. Now I'm not proud of this, but as highschool kids, we took the vodka. Thought we were nice by leaving the Gatorade... Anyways, it was then time to skip school. As the resident of the bum camp was not in the area, and we were strapping young lads we figured we would just kick his ass if he showed up. Then we start hangin out getting our smoke on, slamming the vodka and having a good time.
This is the point we decide to venture further into the thick part of the woods. As we follow a faint trail we thought to belong to a deer, we find an even better, main camp out for this homeless person. He had stick fences built and everything. A tent at this location, a little fire pit, etc. Also garbage everywhere, all over the place. Not environmentaly friendly to say the least...He also booby-trapped the area with his own feces...yes he took shits all around his camp site; I'm talking very close to where he was sleeping. Both me and my friend that stumbled upon this mess and both stepped in steamy loafs. We were drunk, high, teenaged and pissed off (even though it was total karma for drinking dudes vodka). So we decided to do what any self respecting teenage drunk/stoned male would do-took it out on the homeless culprit. Went into his tent and pissed on his pillow and on his sleeping bag. Pulled down his tent...vandalize his area in general.
I didn't feel very good about it afterwards, even less so today. Anyways, we also reported it to the local parks department that maintained the park/woods. it turns out this guy was responsible for several assaults and a suspected rape-homicide. So maybe we were acting as agent of karma for him... Whatever.
We still go smoke at the spot from time to time. It's always real trippy. Yeah long story short, that was a weird fucked up story from being high.
I'm soo fucking high. Meant to just edit some spelling but accidentally quoted myself.

:dunce:
 

rowlman

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If you mean like going to wipe something off the ceiling and sticking my head in a fucking ceiling fan... then yes.
 

rowlman

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There's even a thread about it somewhere called " I stuck my head in the ceiling fan "...lol
 

DROPZILLA

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after a sesh i was way too high.. i went directly to the couch and had to take 5 to re-cooperate
i decide to get up and go to the fridge, i remember walking, reaching for the fridge handle, then the next thing i remember is lifting my head off the tile floor
i was like wtf just happened, not really in pain, more like a confused euphoria from the weed and racking my head on the tile
friends told my i straight fell backwards and almost cracked my head on the marble countertop.. someone was looking after me (im hella thankful)

once i donated a pint of blood at a blood drive for this school function
the told me afterward 'dont drink or smoke cigarettes for 24 hours'
an hour or two later me and some buddys are hot boxing his room smoking blunts and rips from the bong, im standing the entire time due to limited amount of space / seating
i thought i was just really stoned, I FELL ASLEEP STANDING UP, fell directly forward (thank god there was a bed in front of me)
hit the bed, bounced off and flopped on the floor and passed out.. i wake up and everyone is busting up laughing lol

i laugh it off and celebrate with a few heinekens!!
win
 

Jer La Mota

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Depends on how different types of cannabis affects the user .. smoking Indica's numb out my senses, so I don't drive stoned. but Sativa's do the opposite.
 
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