having sex with people who are unconscious

I would think that if your schlong was in a chick and then she woke up she would squeeze the fuck outta your meat when she startled awake. Like an involuntary snatch reflex.
 
Does your wife pretend to be unconscious whenever you get "that look" in your eye, UncleTravis? Is that why you are so angry all the time? You can't get any nookie?
when your wife can't get wet due to your attentions do you blame it on the desert air?
 
she first told him she was post menopausal when she was 23 after her first session with him.

it's no wonder that things are so dry down there then.

If I got laid any more than I already do, my dick would turn into a smoking ember from the friction.

most of us don't have this problem with excessive friction during sex. but then again, most of us aren't raping a post-menopausal sandbox.
 
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