Havnt had sex in three weeks :(

cannabineer · Mar 28, 2012

dirtsurfr said:
Hey there hold up one second, don't go dragging the monkey into this.
We get spanked enough!!

^like.^ cn

1993stoner · Mar 28, 2012

I make love on special days. I usaully try to surprize her with a romantic evening and finish it off sharing a blunt and making sweet love. My girl loves that. Haha

1993stoner · May 5, 2012

I have sex a lot lately

Padawanbater2 · May 5, 2012

This thread is a perfect example of the youth

the large d · May 6, 2012

So much cock so little time

Johnnyorganic · May 6, 2012

patlpp said:
Comment was not to you you fudge packer. Anyway's it's a joke.

MOMMY! Some anonymous internet Gaylord is being mean to me (albeit belatedly)!

Whatever shall I do? :lol:

BigJoint7 · May 6, 2012

1993stoner said:
My girl just had a c section like three weeks ago. The baby (Allysa) was three months early so she's still in the hospital. Me and my girl have been just sitting at home smokin and chillin and shit. We both get real horny but were not allowed to have sex untill she is completely healed and it has been hard as fuck! I'm high as fuck. Thought id get it off my chest as I don't have any stoner buddies to talk about my problems with. Any one else having any sex problems??? Post!!!!

I would definitely stick one up her ass when she bends over to tie her shoes!!! She will understand man!

patlpp · May 6, 2012

Johnnyorganic said:
MOMMY! Some anonymous internet Gaylord is being mean to me (albeit belatedly)!

Whatever shall I do?

Cuz I have a life , I'm not on here 24/7 dicksmoker

Johnnyorganic · May 6, 2012

patlpp said:
Cuz I have a life ,

And what a life it must be. :rolleyes:

patlpp said:
I'm not on here 24/7

Neither am I.

Just sometimes.

So....

I shall do nothing, but laugh heartily.

LOL!

LMAO.

ROTFLMAO!

patlpp said:
dicksmoker

Speaking for yourself.

Obviously. :-P

patlpp · May 6, 2012

You are so witty, I succumb your superior trolliness. Do you say other witty things also like "I almost threw up in my mouth"?

patlpp · May 6, 2012

Johnnyorganic said:
And what a life it must be.

Not only a troll, but Kreskin like skills.

Johnnyorganic · May 6, 2012

patlpp said:
You are so witty, I succumb your superior trolliness. Do you say other witty things also like "I almost came in your mouth"?

Fixed it for you. :-P

Johnnyorganic · May 6, 2012

patlpp said:
Not only a troll, but Kreskin like skills.

LOL!

Try Criswell.

LOL!

rowlman · May 6, 2012

I like the 2 for 1 Sunday night special the local hookers have here.....yes, their alitte ruff from their long weekend, but they clean up nice.... and I slipped the pimp a mickey and stopped his watch, so I'm good till morning.

patlpp · May 6, 2012

Johnnyorganic said:
LOL!

Try Criswell.

LOL!

LOL
Kreskin is good tool

patlpp · May 6, 2012

Johnnyorganic said:
Fixed it for you.

What a fucking adolescent. Hardy har har. You can't cum anyways, one must reach puberty to do that.

Johnnyorganic · May 6, 2012

patlpp said:
What a fucking adolescent. Hardy har har. You can't cum anyways, one must reach puberty to do that.

Aw!

The troll has been been trolled.

And she's not happy.

Obviously.
:fire:

patlpp · May 6, 2012

Johnnyorganic said:
Aw!

The troll has been been trolled.

And she's not happy.

Obviously.

Is that all U got? Is that your CUMBACK? LOL ROFLMFAO

dakinexcom · May 6, 2012

3 weeks is justifiable to get a bottle of Good Tequila and go make new titty friends

Johnnyorganic · May 6, 2012

patlpp said:
Is that all U got? Is that your CUMBACK? LOL ROFLMFAO

What more do I need?

You're done. Re-read the thread.

Poor, poor, troll.

And a shitty one, at that.

Try again, if able. :twisted:

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