Ha, I'm married and I get a lot of head. Well not a lot, But we have had a bunch of sex. So it goes down often. Like the other night, We had a party at our house, And it was fucking jumping aha. A little fucker tried going in my grow room, And taking like 4 of my plants. I saw him walking out the door, And I was like, Drop my fucking plants before I put a dent in your skull. He dropped those fucking things, I think 4 of my babys are in shock. It's okay, I think they're doing better because I gave them a picture in there grow room of my kicking his ass. But this party, Was fucking great. We had like, Too many pieces to choose from. Vaps, Hookahs, Bongs, Bubblers, Bowls, Everything and well.. I jacked like a little bong and 2 bowls because I couldn't resist, They looked fucking awesome. I didn't know the people anyway, So i don't give a fuck. And that night, me and my wife went to our room after party over, and she gave me head, And I smoked a dank bowl from a bong I stole =p It was pretty good, But it didn't feel that amazing. I guess it was alright, Especially when I busted aha