Help! Ahhhhh!

So... I need help disposing of evidence, I just chopped a male and have it in a garbage bag. I feel like I'm trying to dispose of a body. I don't want to throw it in my trash and all that so what do you guys do when you need to trash a bunch of males. Or one in my case but you get the idea.

Just...kill them the night before trash night. Double bag and toss.
You can also drop them into an open trash bin anywhere.
Dump them in the woods, side of the road or just bury them.

Your to paranoid...stop smoking

Just compress them up and if you got like an empty box of cherrios or some shit just puttem in there.


Shit or puttem in a bag and burry them in the ground(without the bag).(RECYCLE/ My preference)

Right on, I have swampy woods by my place but didn't want someone seeing me walk back there with a garbage bag. I double bagged it, just debating on which route to take now.

Take clean underwear.

You KILLED it ?! Dude your going away a long time for murder on all counts!!

lol just kidding. Putting it in garbage bags and walking it into he woods or burying it would look rather suspicious, I know if I seen my neighbor doing this I would definantly investigate thinking it a body part or something, just to make sure my neighbor is not a serial killer of some sort.
Heres what I would do:
In a private place chop her down to pieces and you could even let it dry out to later burn in maybe in a bonfire in your backyard (make sure they are legal in your state, I happen to have one so do all my neighbors) or simply toss the cut up plant sparingly in some bushes or whatever you think is best, away from your house, maybe even neighborhood.
I could go on n on about disposing it, I wouldnt get too paranoid just watch your surroundings and make sure noone is watching.

If you want to dispose of it with stealth, just rip it up into little pieces and put them in the toilet, take a good long healthy shit and say bye bye...lol

I have a burn pile, but when I have to, out with the rest of the shit is a safe bet. I never place any plants in the garbage, too much csi on tv for me...lol

Peace and Safe Grows

Asmallvoice

...why not just chop it into small pieces and compost it? ...even a plastic kitty litter container under the sink for vegetable scraps and coffee grounds and stuff will easily eat one plant. ...and you can find the containers on trash day.

peace, bozo

btw, even if you never actually use the compost it still gets rid of organic evidence, ...that way when you dump it it will be unrecognizable and beneficial to all plant life near where you dump it.

Ringsixty said:

Just...kill them the night before trash night. Double bag and toss.
You can also drop them into an open trash bin anywhere.
Dump them in the woods, side of the road or just bury them.

Your to paranoid...stop smoking

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Hes not at all paraniod...infact dumping is good but plastic bags leave very clear finger prints...ppl get busted all the time cause they never WORE GLOVES to pack thier refuse......dump in a apartment dumpster.....DONT touch the bag without gloves...not evan to remove it from the box...GLOVES!!!!..if u have ever had your prints taken...and u dont wear gloves it implies that u LIKE Bubba as your cell mate...lol