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Mindmelted

Mindmelted

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Let the Attacks Begin...

Three men - an American farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Candian are all walking together one day...​



They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.​



'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.​



The American says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in the U.S.'​



POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, and the land is forever fertile for farming.​



Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.'​



POOF! And again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.​



The Canadian says, 'I am very curious - tell me more about this wall.'​



The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds those countries. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'​



The Canadian sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigarette, smiles and says,​



'Fill the f___er with water.'​



I pretty much vote this my favourite email of the year.... ​
 
doc111

doc111

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Mindmelted said:
Let the Attacks Begin...


Three men - an American farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Candian are all walking together one day...​





They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.​





'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.​





The American says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in the U.S.'​





POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, and the land is forever fertile for farming.​





Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.'​





POOF! And again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.​





The Canadian says, 'I am very curious - tell me more about this wall.'​





The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds those countries. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'​





The Canadian sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigarette, smiles and says,​





'Fill the f___er with water.'​





I pretty much vote this my favourite email of the year.... ​
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LMFAO!!!!!:lol:
 
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fdd2blk

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That 5hit said:
no dont run fdd come back we were trying to see who was going to loose control and you were winning ,Ooops
i think you just lost

if i say i was sorry would you return. i love you fdd you have taught me so much
remimber i dubed you the "gr8 fdd" and yes sir you are the best ever
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yeah, that's it. i lost control.

hahahahahhahahahaha
 
ViRedd

ViRedd

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OK, so a White guy is born in South Africa, moves to America, gets his U.S. citizenship ... and what should we call him? Is he an African-American?

A Black guy is born in Jamaica, moves to the U.S., gets his U.S. citizenship. Is the proper name for him "African-American?"

A Chinese-Black guy is born of a Black mother who is a native of New Zealand and a Chinese father born in Bejing, both now, and at the time of their son's birth, residing in Kenya. He moves to the U.S. and attains his citizenship. Any titles for this guy?

Just a thought, but is the term African-American just a term thought up by Progressives for ALL folks of the Negro race who are residing in the U.S. so they can be deemed a group of dependent people in order to keep them down on the Federal Plantation?
 
hanimmal

hanimmal

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What do you call a black canadian? African Canadian? What does it matter what a race wishes to be called? Mexican vs hispanic, white vs french or jewish. Does it really matter to you what some people that may want to reach out for a history deeper than slavery has to offer?
 
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