How do I get out of a speeding ticket?

dannyboy602

dannyboy602

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53 in a 40 he says. Then slips me a ticket that says 56 in a 40.
$200 fucking dolars? You gotta be kiddin me. Smile, "yeah I'll slow down officer".
I'll see you in court mother fucker.

Maybe I can do community service?
Maybe I can spend a weekend in the pokie? Haha. A smorgasbord for me, oh yes.

So what do I do? I don't have $200.. Might as well be $2,000. I don't have that either.
Can I just give the judge a handy jay and call it a day? Oh whoa is me, poor boy in the desert.
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SouthCross

SouthCross

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Ask the court to prove you were driving in a dangerous manner. Speed limits are prime fascia. A suggestion according to conditions.

It's why cops won't necessary stop someone doing 75 in a 65. If the whole of the traffic is going the relatively same speed.


Most city police have a 10mph curiosity. It takes in account different cars and the difference in wear.. Your speedometer isn't certified. A 10mph variation can be expected. State cops have a 15 mph courtesy.

The more over those numbers. The stronger the ticket. You went 13mph over the limit. Demand they prove its was unsafe at the time. Express your car is junk. You don't trust it.
 
Heil Tweetler

Heil Tweetler

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dux said:
Well, since this is coming from you.i have a feeling you missed your opportunity when the ticketing cop was at your side :mrgreen:

Courts usually want the $$$. you'll get time to pay it off in little bits..
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In my experience it's still worth going to court and presenting some type of story, excuse or denial. You might catch a break, cop possibly has a rep for being a dick, or maybe he doesnt come to court. Show up all earnest and respectful and confident.
 
tangerinegreen555

tangerinegreen555

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dannyboy602 said:
53 in a 40 he says. Then slips me a ticket that says 56 in a 40.
$200 fucking dolars? You gotta be kiddin me. Smile, "yeah I'll slow down officer".
I'll see you in court mother fucker.

Maybe I can do community service?
Maybe I can spend a weekend in the pokie? Haha. A smorgasbord for me, oh yes.

So what do I do? I don't have $200.. Might as well be $2,000. I don't have that either.
Can I just give the judge a handy jay and call it a day? Oh whoa is me, poor boy in the desert.
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Find out how many miles over the limit you can go before DMV points.

Then insist you were going that fast. Maybe 45-46ish?

Those machines are plus or minus a few MPH. So 56 could be 50-62 maybe? Mention the cop said 53 first.

Also, there's always a chance the cop won't show up. Especially if you had a friend with tire jacks. Call the magistrate's office and try to reschedule once or twice, tell them you're working out of town, you're ill, your mom's ill, whatever works.

I know this isn't much help, but there are traffic lawyers who live for this shit. Of course, they aren't working for $200.

They'll let you make payments.

And, it would help if you knew the magistrate.

In the meantime, play the lotto and daily number.

I've always been able to lower moving violations, tough to get them dropped without a lawyer that wants 4 figures.
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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dannyboy602 said:
53 in a 40 he says. Then slips me a ticket that says 56 in a 40.
$200 fucking dolars? You gotta be kiddin me. Smile, "yeah I'll slow down officer".
I'll see you in court mother fucker.

Maybe I can do community service?
Maybe I can spend a weekend in the pokie? Haha. A smorgasbord for me, oh yes.

So what do I do? I don't have $200.. Might as well be $2,000. I don't have that either.
Can I just give the judge a handy jay and call it a day? Oh whoa is me, poor boy in the desert.
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I'd open up a glory hole and start charging, at least until you get enough money to pay the ticket. After you raise the money you can start sucking dicks proboner again, Advertise on craigslist.
 
dannyboy602

dannyboy602

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tangerinegreen555 said:
Find out how many miles over the limit you can go before DMV points.

Then insist you were going that fast. Maybe 45-46ish?

Those machines are plus or minus a few MPH. So 56 could be 50-62 maybe? Mention the cop said 53 first.

Also, there's always a chance the cop won't show up. Especially if you had a friend with tire jacks. Call the magistrate's office and try to reschedule once or twice, tell them you're working out of town, you're ill, your mom's ill, whatever works.

I know this isn't much help, but there are traffic lawyers who live for this shit. Of course, they aren't working for $200.

They'll let you make payments.

And, it would help if you knew the magistrate.

In the meantime, play the lotto and daily number.

I've always been able to lower moving violations, tough to get them dropped without a lawyer that wants 4 figures.
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Great advice. My fam plays the lotto..if they win, I win. Payments are my only hope...maybe they'll let me pay well into 2018 or beyond?
 
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