How much weed is a blowjob worth?

sso

Well-Known Member
you gotta want true love to get it. (gotta need it)

maybe their own true love is totally doing the slut thing right now too ;)

sucking cock for weed like there is no tomorrow :)
 
Any girl that would suck my dick for weed is a girl I wouldn't want my dick anywhere near. Though it's possible I'm only saying this because I don't know any women that would do that sort of thing. The ex-mormon is so adorable! =)
 

kmksrh21

Well-Known Member
I get blowjobs on the regular and my lady don't even blaze...

I got it made...

Weed for a blowjob!?!? That's just a completely unnecessary transaction...
 

bkbbudz

New Member
I would not give a blow job for ANY amount of weed. But then I am a hetrosexual male. Now how much would it take to get me to do some muff diving? Depending on the girl...I would freebie Taylor Swift. On the other hand Roseanne, Betty White, Whoopi Goldberg and too many others too name...not enough bud in the world for that too happen.
 

Brick Top

New Member
Any girl that would suck my dick for weed is a girl I wouldn't want my dick anywhere near.

Is there a name for what's wrong with you?

A chicks mouth and throat is still a chicks mouth and throat regardless of if she gives them to you out of love or because she thinks she likes you and wants to date you and the weed part is just a handy excuse for offering to blow you or because she's drunk or because she lost a bet or because she's never tried it and really wants to see what it's like and you happen to be handy? What difference does it make if it's for free and for some other reason or it you pay her in weed or like I have paid escorts to escort my weasel into their mouths and throats. However and why-ever, it's all good.

For all you know it would be the very best head you would ever get. Would you really pass on that possibility? What if the chick turned out to be really great at it and loved doing it as often as possible and in the process took a liking to you and after that you could get it all the time for free? Do you want to miss that chance?

Not only can you never have too many blowjobs in your life .... you can never have enough of them. The day will come when they will end and when that happens you'll damn well wish you had at least one more, if not fifty or a hundred or a thousand or so more.
 

aftershock

Active Member
I think it depends on both the quality of the weed and the quality of the blow job......kind of a chicken or the egg question. many variables
 

Brick Top

New Member
ummm you have to pay?
If you buy a chick a drink or a few drinks at a bar, you're paying. If you share your cooler of beer or whatever with a chick at a party or cookout, you're paying. If you take a chick to the movies, you're paying. If you take a chick out on a dinner date, you're paying. If you buy her a birthday gift, you're paying. If you buy her a Christmas gift, you're paying. If you buy her an anniversary gift, you're paying. If you take her on a weekend ski trip, you're paying. If you take her on a week long cruise, you're paying. If you take her on a two week vacation to the Greek Islands, you're paying. If you paycheck makes payments on a car she drives, you're paying. If your paycheck pays rent, you're paying. If your paycheck pays a mortgage payment, you're paying. If you're paycheck pays a life insurance premium so after you die she can live it up, you're paying.

Those are all just indirect payments for getting head and so you can play hide the weenie. If you do none of those things in your life in a way where some female or females will benefit from them see how many times you get your dick sucked and how many times you get to poke a babe.
 

sonar

Well-Known Member
If you buy a chick a drink or a few drinks at a bar, you're paying. If you share your cooler of beer or whatever with a chick at a party or cookout, you're paying. If you take a chick to the movies, you're paying. If you take a chick out on a dinner date, you're paying. If you buy her a birthday gift, you're paying. If you buy her a Christmas gift, you're paying. If you buy her an anniversary gift, you're paying. If you take her on a weekend ski trip, you're paying. If you take her on a week long cruise, you're paying. If you take her on a two week vacation to the Greek Islands, you're paying. If you paycheck makes payments on a car she drives, you're paying. If your paycheck pays rent, you're paying. If your paycheck pays a mortgage payment, you're paying. If you're paycheck pays a life insurance premium so after you die she can live it up, you're paying.

Those are all just indirect payments for getting head and so you can play hide the weenie. If you do none of those things in your life in a way where some female or females will benefit from them see how many times you get your dick sucked and how many times you get to poke a babe.
Damn you're handing out life lessons like they are candy today.
 
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