How much weed is a blowjob worth?

Brick Top

New Member
Do you really want to figure out what it would be worth on the open market? Go here ..... www.erosguide.com .... find the average price per hour for an escort in your area (or half hour if offered/given) and figure out what that comes to per minute. Time the blowjob and then figure the dollar per minute value and give her whatever amount of pot that is.

If she won't go for that, since her plan might be to finish you off quickly and then based on the time would get very little pot in return, then figure out how much pot you are willing to part with, take it's value, consider the dollar per minute value you can figure out by doing the above and then tell her that she has to give you her mouth and throat for that amount of time, which might mean you get blown more than once, unless you are only willing to part with a small amount.
 

lokie

Well-Known Member
Do you really want to figure out what it would be worth on the open market? Go here ..... www.erosguide.com .... find the average price per hour for an escort in your area (or half hour if offered/given) and figure out what that comes to per minute. Time the blowjob and then figure the dollar per minute value and give her whatever amount of pot that is.

If she won't go for that, since her plan might be to finish you off quickly and then based on the time would get very little pot in return, then figure out how much pot you are willing to part with, take it's value, consider the dollar per minute value you can figure out by doing the above and then tell her that she has to give you her mouth and throat for that amount of time, which might mean you get blown more than once, unless you are only willing to part with a small amount.
No time for calculations just tell me what you charge!
 

bigloc

Active Member
you gotta want true love to get it. (gotta need it)

maybe their own true love is totally doing the slut thing right now too ;)

sucking cock for weed like there is no tomorrow :)
:( sadly my love is doin the slut thing :(
 

sonar

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I think it would have to depend on good looking the girl is. I know everyone is going to say "oh, well it's just a bj what does it matter what she looks like." Trust me, it matters. If she is gross looking, whatever $50 worth. If she is so-so $75-$100. I doubt any really hot chick would have to be out blowing guys for weed (they would have people more than willing to smoke them up for free) but if by some statistically anomaly she is smoking hot, maybe $100+.

Hell, even a so-so looking girl can usually find some guy or guys to smoke her up for free.
 

Brick Top

New Member
Originally Posted by Brick Top

Do you really want to figure out what it would be worth on the open market? Go here ..... www.erosguide.com .... find the average price per hour for an escort in your area (or half hour if offered/given) and figure out what that comes to per minute. Time the blowjob and then figure the dollar per minute value and give her whatever amount of pot that is.

If she won't go for that, since her plan might be to finish you off quickly and then based on the time would get very little pot in return, then figure out how much pot you are willing to part with, take it's value, consider the dollar per minute value you can figure out by doing the above and then tell her that she has to give you her mouth and throat for that amount of time, which might mean you get blown more than once, unless you are only willing to part with a small amount.

No time for calculations just tell me what you charge!

I don't have a standard rate .. but at least unlike you I don't do it just for the taste of it.
 

jpill

Well-Known Member
i think my posts wins ! i gave a girl an 1/8 of mid grade with seeds !!! She wanted zani bars too but i bullshitted her !! But i really couldn't get the zani's or else i proly would'a gave em to her. What a slut ball
 

sonar

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i think my posts wins ! i gave a girl an 1/8 of mid grade with seeds !!! She wanted zani bars too but i bullshitted her !! But i really couldn't get the zani's or else i proly would'a gave em to her. What a slut ball
Well that would make sense. I guess she would need the xanax to forget she sucked some guy off for $50 worth of weed.
 

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member
If you buy a chick a drink or a few drinks at a bar, you're paying.
the big difference is that you are paying for a drink, you are not directly paying her to have sex with you. :lol:

rationalization is quite the riot from the perspective of the outsider.
 

UncleBuck

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i think my posts wins ! i gave a girl an 1/8 of mid grade with seeds !!! She wanted zani bars too but i bullshitted her !! But i really couldn't get the zani's or else i proly would'a gave em to her. What a slut ball
you grow mid grade with seeds?

i was going to vote for ron paul until i read this disturbing news.
 

PJ Diaz

Well-Known Member
Just find a homeless chick, and offer her a shower and a place to sleep for the night. After the shower, just smoke her out, and yer cock will be getting sucked in no time. She'll want to suck it again a few hours later too. Works for me. Just make sure you drop her off back in homelessville before she steals anything or figures out how to find her way back to your house.
 

CSI Stickyicky

Well-Known Member
Damn, i live in the wrong place. All you people saying "An 8th is only 30-50 worth of weed" you must live out west or something. An 8th is still $60 out here. And an 8th is about what i'd offer.
 
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