How Not To Grow Dope

Al B. Fuct

Al B. Fuct

once had a dog named
milowerx96 said:
Man I have been growing like this for years rooky. lol this is awsome Mtn. Dew is soooo fuckin nasty. funny thread
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Stoney's been experimenting with growing " 'dro" plants in straight Mountain Dew, under 37,000 orange LEDs. If you've been growing like this for years, you're almost caught up with Stoney. :D
 
purrrrple

purrrrple

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Al B. Fuct said:
Stoney's been experimenting with growing " 'dro" plants in straight Mountain Dew, under 37,000 orange LEDs. If you've been growing like this for years, you're almost caught up with Stoney. :D
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Actually, contrary to popular belief, mountain dew should only be used on the sub-species "Cannabis Creeper". "Cannabis Sativa" actually prefers Dr. Pepper. I use Sprite for all my Indicas because they love the new all natural recipe. ALL ORGANIC BABY!

I used to use Diet soda but i found using regular helps them gain weight. When i put them back on birth control i may consider going back to Diet though.:bigjoint:
 
fat sam

fat sam

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fuckin classic..... the first grow book i read it had a whole chapter on nails in the stem and water deprivation and all that shit.... who was the author.... mel something
 
Al B. Fuct

Al B. Fuct

once had a dog named
Stoney's been crashing on my couch. What should I stop keeping in my fridge to help him decide to move on? :D
 
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apple123123

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Al B. Fuct said:
Stoney's been crashing on my couch. What should I stop keeping in my fridge to help him decide to move on? :D
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Hey Al, in the old SoG thread, you said you got about 1/2 - 1+ ounce of weed per plant. Sorry if this is a stupid question but is that dried/cured or is that straight after 'harvesting'? I've Read through about 80 pages in the other thread, very useful!
 
Katatawnic

Katatawnic

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Steph187 said:
Since when was weed "dope"?
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"Dope" is any controlled substance, though it usually refers to heroin or marijuana. I never personally heard of dope being in reference to anything but pot till in the last ten years or so, if not even the last five. This, I'm sure, is because "dope" was quite often in reference to pot, or at least it was in my generation. All I know is that, much more often than not, people my age hear "dope" and immediately think of weed, because we grew up hearing and using the word as such.
 
homegrownboy

homegrownboy

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Katatawnic said:
"Dope" is any controlled substance, though it usually refers to heroin or marijuana. I never personally heard of dope being in reference to anything but pot till in the last ten years or so, if not even the last five. This, I'm sure, is because "dope" was quite often in reference to pot, or at least it was in my generation. All I know is that, much more often than not, people my age hear "dope" and immediately think of weed, because we grew up hearing and using the word as such.
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completly agree!!!!
 
themoose

themoose

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while we all start somewhere, this is still F-ing hilarious

BTW i got those expired birth control pills leftover, so I'll make sure to send em out so we all get FEMS!!

Hahaha

anyone who SERIOUSLY uses the word "poundage".....just.... well i just can't bring myself to react.
 
R

RRLBT420

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Al B. Fuct said:
OK, simple as this- I included the notion of BCPs feminising plants/seeds/seedlings into this spoof bit because it is fully, COMPLETELY stupid. Human female hormones won't do anything to a cannabis plant, end of story. The concept now has earned the status of legendary dumbness, right up there with the old nail-thru-stem technique for improving potency. The only effect you will get by putting your GF's BCPs anywhere but in your GF is an unintendedly pregnant GF. It's not a widespread practise nor even a good rumour anymore, at least not since about 1972. It's such a mouldy old thought that it's one that now is only stood up now and again for a good bit of ridicule, as I did.

Now, can we please leave this idiocy alone?

And while we're on a similar subject, no dealer in their right mind would give away perfectly good drugs, which they would otherwise sell, by putting them on cannabis. This is a rumour gleefully propagated by LEO and other anti-drug zealots with the intent of scaring some young, stupid kids. It's simply never happened.
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people may not actually try and waste drugs by seeing if the plant will absorb it, but some people did lace bags back in the day. my mom actually got an lsd-laced bag back when she was a teenager. she did plenty of drugs anyway, and acid was her favorite, so i'm pretty sure she would know that her bag was laced with it. anyhow it certainly isn't commonplace like most propaganda claims it to be.
 
D.Gotti

D.Gotti

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Pssst! Al, Where do I find leftover mountain dew? I checked all 700 bottles, All bone dry! I was hoping to liquid cool my 40w chandelier to get the most out of it, possibly increase my yield to around 8-10 pounds.

This thread made me laugh so hard I almost dropped my joint! Hey, I said almost.....

Reference- Post 1, Line 25ish I think.
 
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