buy a bowl and just wrap it ina sock, put in sock draw....romos might be the best for you situation... roll a jay or a blunt and just shove it ina hole in the side of a bottle....most homemade stuff requires a plastic down stem, not the best material imo. apples and tinfoil might work also. just use a pen tube to core out an L shape and put a tin foil bowl on one end....or just man up, your living on your own and imo you should be doing w/e you want at this point in your life