Beat yourself up real good---to were it looks like your colostomy bag strapped to your waist is totally necessary for the ass whopping you received---then put your weed in the bag and poop on it---they won't search that
rofl!!
anyways....
i pre-rolled some joints when i was like 16. was going away with family. parents, brothers. so i pre roll em, stick em in my cig pack and every1 just thought i had cigs in there.
i kept them in my pocket when going through metal detectors so i didnt have to put my fags throu the x-ray.
piece of piss.
also, not sure what US airports are like but every airport ive been to there is never any dogs, except once, somewhere. and u can just take ur weed in a baggie through the airport, just keep it in ur pocket an make sure it doesnt smell. its shockingly easy. and if there is dogs, just go the other way. make sure u smelly proof it though, if it stinks.