How will you die?
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Unclebaldrick
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seriously? you may want to rethink that. I mean, bears are scavengers too - they will eat you if you are dead. Do you really want your last few seconds to be bear mauling? Not me. If it were me I would self administer a bear-sized dose of narcotics so the bear at least gets a buzz off of me.
No, I do not think being killed by a bear is very peaceful.
You'd prob die waiting for said bear to eat you honestlyseriously? you may want to rethink that. I mean, bears are scavengers too - they will eat you if you are dead. Do you really want your last few seconds to be bear mauling? Not me. If it were me I would self administer a bear-sized dose of narcotics so the bear at least gets a buzz off of me.
No, I do not think being killed by a bear is very peaceful.
Unclebaldrick
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LargeMarge
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Self-inflicted gun shot wound.
ttystikk
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SOLD. COD.
justugh
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rem u asked the ?Life has me thinking a little right now.. I really need to stop smoking Cigs.. I'm only 31 and I have been smoking since I was 15..
If I keep this stupid shit up, I feel like I will have some kind of heart failure from smoking and years of abuse to my body..
I've had this strange feeling over the last couple years that I will pass away at 33.. Who knows?
Ride or die, baby..
1 of 4 ways for me
1 one of my projects goes horrible wrong and takes me out .... explosion fire chemical poisoning mass failure of structure crash into something
2 i completely lose what i have left on sanity and play out my revenge list moving to other targets waiting to be killed my self by someone trying to stop me
3 i turned 80 ..hire a lawyer drawl up papers protecting 7 hookers (one from each continent) from charges later so they can fuck me to death and i go out the way all strait men dream
4 i am the first ever OD for weed in the history books (inidan sweat lodge 250 lbs of shatter locked doors)
side note i seen my mom waste away in bed for 11 years....so if i am going out i will take choice 2 cram a few assholes in hell with me
rem u asked
CaregiverGoneGreen
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I have to die at an old age. People depend on me. Though what I really want is to go out over a cliff in a ball gown when I hit 70. But what I want stopped mattering a while back. 
It's old and peaceful for me.
It's old and peaceful for me.
ZaraBeth420
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You do know there's no such organ as the prostrate, don't you? It's just that you sometimes seem smart enough to know that. But sometimes not. So which is it? Just askin'...Nope. I think prostrate cancer for you
Corso312
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seriously? you may want to rethink that. I mean, bears are scavengers too - they will eat you if you are dead. Do you really want your last few seconds to be bear mauling? Not me. If it were me I would self administer a bear-sized dose of narcotics so the bear at least gets a buzz off of me.
No, I do not think being killed by a bear is very peaceful.
I don't think any way is peaceful, I'm sure you slip into shock and feel no pain pretty quickly.. I'm talking if I was 75 and ready.. A buddy who gets bags off me has his old man living with him, its sad to see, this guy is in n out of the VA hospital the last 4 years..pretty much stuck in a bed, gets flipped over by a nurse n bathed with a rag n bucket of water..I could never do that, its no way to live..I seen my grandpa deteriorated over a 4-5 year period, went from 6'3" 220 to 115 lbs and getting his diapers changed. I'm not into drugs really, just beer n weed, never saw the attraction to hard drugs like smack or meth or crack.. But it would be a real experience to live in a tent n fish for salmon next to a few dozen brown bears for a summer.
Oh yeah and great pic of that bear mid run, I seen a bear documentary where a big male wake up from hibernation n chase an elk calf like 2 miles, the speed n agility of those things is impressive
Unclebaldrick
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I would drive off the cliff faster. I mean, you are going off a cliff - who cares about a minor speeding violation?I have to die at an old age. People depend on me. Though what I really want is to go out over a cliff in a ball gown when I hit 70. But what I want stopped mattering a while back.
ZaraBeth420
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Yeah, do it like Thelma and Louise. Floor that pedal and fly.
Unclebaldrick
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My dad died of prostate cancer. He was prostrate an awful lot.
LargeMarge
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It appears @ZaraBeth420 has been stimulating his prostate a little to much.
Unclebaldrick
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It is the bear pic I used. It was what I was going for.
This was the runner up.
He has a monkey-face.
UncleBuck
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probably not another tbonejack sock.
mr sunshine
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I believe with proper training I would give the bear a run for its money. I'd probably lose, but that bear would fucking remember me. I'd be shocked if it ever attacked another human again.. does it even bench? What does it do? Walk around eat fish? I'd mentally break it, guaranteed.
mr sunshine
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My confidence grew as I was writing this post.
DutchKillsRambo
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So with 7 continents you're saying you want to fuck a penguin? Ain't nobody else living that far south. I think I'd rather fuck an emu or a preferably a peacock. I know it'd be gay but fuck is he pretty.