While I am sympathetic to the trailer park boys reference, it is still a reach.
I am glad you took my advice about considering context.
It is still forced and not good.
Your problem is you let your emotions get the better of you.
You follow me around and tag me like a 14 year old girl would. You can't even craft a proper insult because you are so obsessed with epoon. It is sad to see what may have been at one a time a man act like this.
If you would just set aside your hatred for me, then you could probably come up with something better. But then what would be the point?
You are sad.