I Am Satan
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NewGrowth
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NewGrowth
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Stoney McFried
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I really could have used you today, satan, long lines when we went shopping,you could have maybe shortened them up by raining fire and brimstone down on folks so they didn't take a fucking hour with a calligraphy set writing out a check.
NewGrowth
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Satan does not reign fire and brimstone that's God remember he Loves you? Naw satan just chills and captures and tortures you immortal soul
So yeah if you want fire and brimstone talk to the guy upstairs. Actually a RIU member namer We Love 1 
Stoney McFried
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I'll pass, thanks!
Satan does not reign fire and brimstone that's God remember he Loves you? Naw satan just chills and captures and tortures you immortal soul
NewGrowth
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Well you are the expert . . . Satan does specialize in arranging for a Faust if you would like he could schedule an appointment.
Stoney McFried
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Hmmm.Perhaps.....but I've never really needed Satan before to do evil...maybe we could just have some tea and crumpets instead.
Well you are the expert . . . Satan does specialize in arranging for a Faust if you would like he could schedule an appointment.
NewGrowth
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Stoney McFried
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That's the thing.Don't have a soul.I was born without one,I think my mom forgot to take her prenatal vitamins.Will Satan accept a sole?Like a nice new pair of shoes perhaps?He's gotta be hard to fit with those cloven hooves and all.
Sure we accept all forms of payment in souls
NewGrowth
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Stoney McFried
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I'm a BUDist.Get it right!
No soul huh? Well you must be Buddhist . . .
Masterofgenetics
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my god 33 pages... Lol.. Hows the weather down there?
wackymack
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No soul huh? Well you must be Buddhist . . .
buddhist are evil with there tranquil minds and innerpeace,buddhist are what you could call four horseman of the apocolypse
snowing dandruff
MINIONS,watch the Truman Show.
watch it really high and think about your lives pertaining to the implented message of how fake stuff can really be,we have to search for our true calling in life. its a great movie,if not for that than watch it for jim carreys phenomenal performance. he is a legend in the mist. he is the next christopher walkin(brilliant)
Masterofgenetics
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when you go to a bar and ask for a four horse men shot, what does that consist of?
wackymack
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Take a good long hard look at DECEPTION,if you stare carefully you will start seein stuff pop out,stare into what is a different perception,your eyes will see one thing but your brain will tell you its something else.
look real carefully
Ok ill give you all a hint(more like 2huge weird ones) to what you may see,look in the barcode and you will see the word BELIEVE. You can see it and as I made it I did not notice it till now,so yeah,something weird to point out.
look real carefully
Ok ill give you all a hint(more like 2huge weird ones) to what you may see,look in the barcode and you will see the word BELIEVE. You can see it and as I made it I did not notice it till now,so yeah,something weird to point out.
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