I Am Stoned And Pregnant.....What a A Hole Right?

so, by theory, if you don't smoke pot during pregnancy your kid won't be dyslexic.

What's dyslectics? Like Scientology?

what if your girl is already dyxlesic? Or I am? Then what?

Devildog93 said:

Look. I ain't assuming shit. Last time I am going to say this. My moms are nurses, they suggested it for her, and one of them has been a pediatric nurse for near 30 years now. I have LOTS of friends who have smoked weed during their third tri of pregnancy and I know tons more third party that did as well. Every single kid has turned out fine. above average or mini superhumans.

Many of them are exceptional kids. More advanced than some kids in higher grades. I have seen it and so have MANY more people.

And when doctors/nurses recommend it for various symptoms during pregnancy......well I guess they're just stupid fucking people that should be ignored.

I will recommend to any future baby mommas of mine they do it, in moderation of course. But if it means she eats better, and sleeps better during her pregnancy, that would far outweigh anything small traces of cannabinoids could do.

If pot is this fucking bad, why the fuck is it considered a "medicine"? Oh it's fine for adults....right. What about tars and resins in an adult smokers lungs....which don't even reach the fetus.

Give me a fucking break.

Done with this thread and the fucktards in it.

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And i've known countless people that drink and drive and never get in an accident or hurt anybody. Therefore drinking and driving must be safe.

Morphine is also a "medicine". I would not main line it into a fetus though. I don't follow your logic that it's perfectly fine for a fully developed adult therefore it's also perfectly fine for a baby in the developmental stage. Caffeine is fine for adults, but should be avoided during pregnancy. By your logic it should be perfectly fine for the mother to get a caffeine spike in the morning to start her day.

dead babies everywhere.

guy incognito said:

And i've known countless people that drink and drive and never get in an accident or hurt anybody. Therefore drinking and driving must be safe.

Morphine is also a "medicine". I would not main line it into a fetus though. I don't follow your logic that it's perfectly fine for a fully developed adult therefore it's also perfectly fine for a baby in the developmental stage. Caffeine is fine for adults, but should be avoided during pregnancy. By your logic it should be perfectly fine for the mother to get a caffeine spike in the morning to start her day.

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Everything you have listed is a poison to the human body if taken in excess amounts. It's not the same with Marijuana, you can not OD.

I will go so far to say that marijuana is probably one of the safest means of medicating a mother can do vs. anything from a pharmacy.

it's not my life. smoke what you want. do what you want. worse than pot is bad parenting!! There are women out there pregnant and in clinical trials for much worse drugs than pot and they have normal children. women on tnf blocker injections that have only been around since the late 90s and popping out babies. women on all sorts of drugs for illnesses you've never even heard of, on medications you never heard of, popping out NORMAL kids. So the chances of a little pot harming your child are extremely slim. If something bad happened, it probably not due to the pot, it's probably as GanJulia said, just how the freaking cookie crumbles.

why discuss it here anyway? we are not doctors. Go call your OBGYN and discuss it with her. She can give you a more educated opinion.

You can become dyslexic from trauma. "Bitch, I'll hit you so hard, you'll be dyslexic!" or "Bitch is dyslexic, she got knocked the fuck out!"

Just thought I'd throw that out there for ya.

guy incognito said:

And i've known countless people that drink and drive and never get in an accident or hurt anybody. Therefore drinking and driving must be safe.

Morphine is also a "medicine". I would not main line it into a fetus though. I don't follow your logic that it's perfectly fine for a fully developed adult therefore it's also perfectly fine for a baby in the developmental stage. Caffeine is fine for adults, but should be avoided during pregnancy. By your logic it should be perfectly fine for the mother to get a caffeine spike in the morning to start her day.

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Lets compare using morphine , to MJ use......fuck....should have thought of that.

fdd2blk said:

dead babies everywhere.

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Dumb people everywhere

I wouder how much of this advise and comment is comming from people that arent even old enough to drink,
how about all the school dropouts? Gee now there's some good advise comming.
My wife smoked with our first, now he writes software programs and makes more money in a week then I do
in a year.
Our #2 she didn't smoke and he is a contractor and doing very well.
They give Morphine to women when they are delivering babes and it doesn't hurt the child in any way.
Not saying it's a good thing to use but when your in alot of pain who gives a shit?

Devildog93 said:

I'll say this, but only once because you are correct in that it is another thread....you are comparing other drugs....to something that you yourself, claim as a medicine. You hold a card, correct?

That is all I have to say, back to this thread.

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Medicine or not, drugs are drugs. Pain killers can be used as medicine. But is not recommended. Cutting through all the Bullshit that ivce said before, which was seriously just to argue and amuse myself, but you HAD to ignore me lol, Some doctors say nothings wrong with it, some doctors say there is, there is no proving it harms yer baby either, but i would rather not chance it, thats ALL i was basically saying, plus a few jabs here and there

Kodank Moment said:

Dumb people everywhere

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it's all that dope their parents smoked.

Slojo69 said:

Medicine or not, drugs are drugs. Pain killers can be used as medicine. But is not recommended. Cutting through all the Bullshit that ivce said before, which was seriously just to argue and amuse myself, but you HAD to ignore me lol, Some doctors say nothings wrong with it, some doctors say there is, there is no proving it harms yer baby either, but i would rather not chance it, thats ALL i was basically saying, plus a few jabs here and there

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K cool.


But you threw out the name calling first. That's what got me pissed. I definitely understand your "not wanting to chance it" .....

And I can understand why you have this fear of drugs. But as you stated you won't try other drugs. So you then can not even be in the same position to compare them.
I have done copious amounts of numerous different types of drugs, and often at the same time. I know the highs and the lows of those drugs. I know the difference between drugs like cocaine or ecstacy......and I know that they are nothing like marijuana.

I never let my ex get just cooked. She would have the occasional puff. Maybe a pinner doob a day.....no bongs, pipes, blades etc...


She was nauseated all the time, and had a hard time holding food down. Often refused to eat. She had real big problems sleeping due to many different symptoms, from sweating/overheating, stomach sore, back sore, hormones raging etc. etc.
A few puffs and she was ready to eat. She could relax, no stress and had good sleeps. All these things are way more influential on the development of a child, than low levels of cannabinoids in her system could ever do in harm.

I don't believe she had a well above average kid because THC is like Hulk juice. I truly believe it was because of the comfort she was afforded by the occasional puff, that allowed her to eat and sleep better.

Devildog93 said:

K cool.


But you threw out the name calling first. That's what got me pissed. I definitely understand your "not wanting to chance it" .....

And I can understand why you have this fear of drugs. But as you stated you won't try other drugs. So you then can not even be in the same position to compare them.
I have done copious amounts of numerous different types of drugs, and often at the same time. I know the highs and the lows of those drugs. I know the difference between drugs like cocaine or ecstacy......and I know that they are nothing like marijuana.

I never let my ex get just cooked. She would have the occasional puff. Maybe a pinner doob a day.....no bongs, pipes, blades etc...


She was nauseated all the time, and had a hard time holding food down. Often refused to eat. She had real big problems sleeping due to many different symptoms, from sweating/overheating, stomach sore, back sore, hormones raging etc. etc.
A few puffs and she was ready to eat. She could relax, no stress and had good sleeps. All these things are way more influential on the development of a child, than low levels of cannabinoids in her system could ever do in harm.

I don't believe she had a well above average kid because THC is like Hulk juice. I truly believe it was because of the comfort she was afforded by the occasional puff, that allowed her to eat and sleep better.

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Aye, could be a huge factor in the kids success. And Agreed on not knowing what other types of drugs do to you, but ive seen what it did to the whole crowd my family hung out with and never wanted to look, act or feel like they did, Just like being gay, never did a dude, but i know i don't wanna hehe. Thats also the reason i would never get into an argument of how THIS drug feels or how THAT drugs makes you do this or how those affect your body cuz i honestly do not know from first hand experience, except what ive seen happen to others.

And yes i think i did start the name calling, but ... i dont even remember what i called you lol.

Anyways, I gotta jet, gotta go finish up my shelves for the grow room and fix some lighting issues so my plants will stop complaining and get to growin!!! Assholes! lol

Slojo69 said:

Anyways, I gotta jet, gotta go finish up my shelves for the grow room and fix some lighting issues so my plants will stop complaining and get to growin!!! Assholes! lol

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Cool. Maybe they're Mom smoked weed when they were in their seed pods. That would make her ..... a Canna-bal

Devildog93 said:

Cool. Maybe they're Mom smoked weed when they were in their seed pods. That would make her ..... a Canna-bal

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LOL .. what? a pregnant weed plant, smoked weed which stunted their growth? I'll buy that! lol

I wouldn't put it in the top ten best thing to do for expecting mothers category. Nor is it the bottom ten.

I'm sure your child will end up being a a healthy happy kid. You however will now rot in hell for eternity.

Has everyone become a total tool? 'Merica where we raise the brightest tools