......anddddd here I am! I'll be 29 in December.. I'm from the NJ/NYC area and I'm currently in veterinary school. I LOVE animals, I always have. I currently have a few bunnies.... Louie who is a Flemish Giant (and he's a BIG boy weighing in at 26 pounds), Butters, Benny is a mini lop and Coraline, who is a Lionhead. I play my xbox all the time and I'm always looking for new people to rock out with so add my gamertag aNakedCupcake. There is nothing like smoking a joint and playing a good RPG. I also run a video game/tech blog called Geek and Nerd, but with work, kids and life in general I haven't done anything with it lately. I really need help with articles and adding content.. I can't do it on my own anymore. Oh, I'm also a veteran and mother to 3 awesome kids! I have all boys ages 11, 7 and 5.
I recently found this website when I was looking for ways to pass a drug test.. I stopped smoking till I found a job.. I found a job but then another company contacted me for an interview and I had been trying for 9 months to get a position with this company. They pay good, they have benefits and there is room for growth. Plus they pick you up and drop you off at work and a gourmet lunch is included!! Unfortunately I had started smoking again once I got my first job. I went for the interview and was told I was hired the same day! I also only had 2 days to take my urine drug screen for the job. Luckily my mother gave me her pee. I felt so weird asking her but everyone I know smokes, and quick flush is out of the question because it makes my urine diluted and then they will know I took something, so I was looking everywhere on how to keep the urine at my body temp. As long as it's between 90 and 100 degrees, I would be good. Now, this is my first time doing anything like this so I was hoping it went the right way or else I was going to be out of a job at this point. (I quit my other one and told my boss how much of an asshole he was... it felt REALLY GOOD to do that!!!) Anyway, so I brought some non lubed condoms, put the pee inside and tied it up, I let it sit in a HOT cup of water for about 2 minutes and stuffed it up my vagina. Let me tell you... it's really fucking hard to get a condom filled with liquid up there. I tried everything but I couldn't get the whole thing up there... just the tip. I put on REALLY tight underwear and put a cuticle stick inside my underwear so I could pop the condom and get the pee in the cup. I got to LabCorp and 3 hours later I was called to do my drug screen. VIOLA everything worked out as planned and BOOM 97 degrees! So I must really thank the members of this forum because I would have NEVER thought to do something like that!!! That's pretty much it in a nutshell for now.. Hopefully I meet some awesome people here!
I get randomly drug tested at my current job too. I won't be done with schooling for quite some time though
