I got Poison Ivy all over...

This is hilarious!!!! I feel for you. When I was a little kid, I got poison ivy really bad. It was terrible. The only treatment I got was calamine lotion. My mother put plastic bags over my hands. It helped keep it from spreading. My hands were completely covered with blisters. I had it on my stomach, face, ears, and feet. I wasn't even old enough to go to school, but I still remember it vividly. I can spot poison ivy a mile away, now.
 
cannabineer said:
Not sure about the chlorine tablet (is it cyanuric chloride, or old-fashioned calcium hypochlorite?) I worry that the cyanuric acid byproduct from the chlorine tab might not be very kind to ulcerated skin.
Get thee a small bottle of pure, unscented bleach ... you'll want it around. I'd apply in manageable patches/areas and rinse each before treating the next. cn

<add> I'm touched by the last sentence.
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Yeah it's a trichlor tab with cya. I'll scout around for some more clorox. It really is just my legs that still itch. Everything else is less sensitive. So it's still a victory. Thanks for the tip(s).
 
neosapien said:
Yeah it's a trichlor tab with cya. I'll scout around for some more clorox. It really is just my legs that still itch. Everything else is less sensitive. So it's still a victory. Thanks for the tip(s).
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just found this quote from you in the other thread...
I've never fucked a 10. Never fucked a 10. But one night... I fucked five 2's. And I think that oughtta count. - RIP George Carlin.
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i know its a george carlin quote and all... but, you sure thats ivy?
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:-P
 
gasoline-

put that shite right on a rag and wipe it down. you will get a scab on yer nuts. instantly cuts the oil. most petro distillates would work well id imagine.

skip the premix. pure gas.

ps. beer, you can withstand 6% bleach on yer dick for a whole minute? :shock: do you ever let just a little rub around your brown onion? ya know, while you're down there kinda thing?rofl
 
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where in the HELL did you even think of disinfecting your unit like that? were you hangin out in flint town?
 
Murfy said:
gasoline-

put that shite right on a rag and wipe it down. you will get a scab on yer nuts. instantly cuts the oil. most petro distillates would work well id imagine.

skip the premix. pure gas.

ps. beer, you can withstand 6% bleach on yer dick for a whole minute? :shock: do you ever let just a little rub around your brown onion? ya know, while you're down there kinda thing?rofl
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lol "beer"

Truth told, it wasn't in my diaper zone. I would hope Neo doesn't actually have it on a mucous membrane. And no, I never bleached my grommet!! Imagine the embarrassment of "dark roots". cn
 
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by the by. he did have it on his sack:). na you told im to put bleach on it, THEN he's chillin nad yourre like "rinse".

an hes all like "huh?! rinse, ill be right back".

an then the beer says "what ? it was his nuts?"

im literally fallin down. hes on his way to the hospital~!~!!!!!!1 funniest thing all dayloloooollll
 
Murfy said:
oh-

by the by. he did have it on his sack:). na you told im to put bleach on it, THEN he's chillin nad yourre like "rinse".

an hes all like "huh?! rinse, ill be right back".

an then the beer says "what ? it was his nuts?"

im literally fallin down. hes on his way to the hospital~!~!!!!!!1 funniest thing all dayloloooollll
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I knew his nuts were involved, but scrotum skin is normal, if a bit wrinkly ... no mucous membranes. And "rinse" was in my first instructional post. But with weed on board, saying something more than once is often beneficial. ;) cn
 
If you have any Caladryl use it.This stuff is better than calamine anyday.Working around the yard ive ran into to many patches of ivy,,i hate that shit!But in your case ,,,umm dam that really sucks alot!
 
SSHZ said:
I suffered with poison ivy for many years when I was a youngster at camp in the summer. I used to get weekly shots for it. Here's my suggestion: get a prescription for Prednisone. It's a corticosteroid, and works by stopping the body's reaction to the inflamation. IT WORKS GREAT FOR THIS!!!!!
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Fuckkk prednisone. Horrible drug....trust me I took it for 6 years. That shit destroyed my body and made the condition it was supposed to be treating 50x worse.
 
cannabineer said:
I knew his nuts were involved, but scrotum skin is normal, if a bit wrinkly ... no mucous membranes. And "rinse" was in my first instructional post. But with weed on board, saying something more than once is often beneficial. ;) cn
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say it again i didnt catch that :joint:
 
BA142 said:
Fuckkk prednisone. Horrible drug....trust me I took it for 6 years. That shit destroyed my body and made the condition it was supposed to be treating 50x worse.
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You'll only need to take it 3 days max......nothing mentioned so far works as well. Once you start taking it, 97% of the symptoms are gone. I'd only recommend it for the worse of cases, as would most doctors. It's very effective, that's my point.
 
SSHZ said:
You'll only need to take it 3 days max......nothing mentioned so far works as well. Once you start taking it, 97% of the symptoms are gone. I'd only recommend it for the worse of cases, as would most doctors. It's very effective, that's my point.
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Be very very careful ... I know two people who were kicked into frank and durable psychosis by one of those pyramid packs. They stopped the pred at once, but the damage was done. Once the brain learns a bad new trick ... cn
 
Don't use the chlorine tablet. It is a serious carcinogen and you don't need that!!! Take a couple of benadryl and tell your wife to bring home some chlorox! Sorry for your troubles. I am very allergic to poison ivy and oak which we don't have much of here in south Florida, but we do have mangoes and they have the same toxin in their skin. I learned this the hard way! Good luck...sending good vibes your way
 
cindysid said:
Don't use the chlorine tablet. It is a serious carcinogen and you don't need that!!! Take a couple of benadryl and tell your wife to bring home some chlorox! Sorry for your troubles. I am very allergic to poison ivy and oak which we don't have much of here in south Florida, but we do have mangoes and they have the same toxin in their skin. I learned this the hard way! Good luck...sending good vibes your way
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I cannot find confirmation of this. Cyanuric chloride is listed as a "possible weak carcinogen". cn
 
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