I Need Advice About A Threesome?

Wikidbchofthewst

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There better be a hot shower coming afterwards! And even then, just the thought of being covered in it....

ICK! That's one thing I can't stand about porn, the way the girls act like they love getting covered in that shit! I don't care who you are, no one wants cum all over their face.

Dude, iBlaze, is that your volcano in your avatar? Because if it is, I'm jealous...
 

Shook

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ICK! That's one thing I can't stand about porn, the way the girls act like they love getting covered in that shit! I don't care who you are, no one wants cum all over their face.
hmmm... im not 100% sure about this, my reasoning for that is, when i was in high school, on of our teachers had been in a porno right, and for some reason one day, she said that "it" doesnt taste bad, and that she liked it... so i dont know...

+ i bet a lot of guys like a girl's cum on them :P
 

Wikidbchofthewst

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it is. and yes you can get a hot shower after.
I love the volcano. My friend got one because he works at a head shop and pretty much got it for free. I want one...

Yes, hot showers after are good. But you can't always take a shower afterwards, and it's times like those when guys need to be realistic. I mean, if we're doin it in a church confessional, of course I'm not going to let you get that shit all over me. You expect me to walk out of the house of God covered in cum? I don't think so...

hmmm... im not 100% sure about this, my reasoning for that is, when i was in high school, on of our teachers had been in a porno right, and for some reason one day, she said that "it" doesnt taste bad, and that she liked it... so i dont know...

+ i bet a lot of guys like a girl's cum on them :P
I'm not talking about taste, taste would be an issue if we were talking spit or swallow. I'm talking about being covered in it! Syrup tastes good, I don't want to be covered in it, you know?

And besides, you can't just say "it doesn't taste bad" because different guys taste different. You probably don't know that from personal experience (or at least I HOPE not...) But trust me, they do.

Guys like pussy. Guys like three ways. She is bi.

The real question seems to be

are you a lesbian.. or bisexual.
Well, I like boys....I like boys more than I like girls....Honestly, I think I'm pretty straight.
 

Shook

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I'm not talking about taste, taste would be an issue if we were talking spit or swallow. I'm talking about being covered in it! Syrup tastes good, I don't want to be covered in it, you know?

And besides, you can't just say "it doesn't taste bad" because different guys taste different. You probably don't know that from personal experience (or at least I HOPE not...) But trust me, they do.
I love to be covered in honey if a girl wanted me too...... your argument is weak! :P

but think you could rephrase the second part? it doesnt make a whole lot of sense...
 

Wikidbchofthewst

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I love to be covered in honey if a girl wanted me too...... your argument is weak! :P

but think you could rephrase the second part? it doesnt make a whole lot of sense...
Ok, you wouldn't mind being covered in honey, because it would be LICKED off your body. Are you volunteering to LICK your cum off the girl? I don't think so....

Let me try again with that last part: You said she said that "it" doesn't taste that bad. What I'm saying is that you can't make a general statement like that. You can't say "Cum doesn't taste so bad..." because not all guys' cum tastes the same. YOURs probably doesn't taste the same as say, your best friends, or joeshmoe on the street, you know?

One girl actually told me that it tastes different depending on what the guy eats...now I dunno about all that, that's an experiment for another day I guess.
 

Shook

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Ok, you wouldn't mind being covered in honey, because it would be LICKED off your body. Are you volunteering to LICK your cum off the girl? I don't think so.....
but thats different tho, no guy licks there own cum, and no girl lick's there own too.... so it's like no one does it anyways. like i wouldnt mind lickin a girl off my face :P so why would she mind lickin me off her? :P
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"I shoot DNA like Bull!"

Let me try again with that last part: You said she said that "it" doesn't taste that bad. What I'm saying is that you can't make a general statement like that. You can't say "Cum doesn't taste so bad..." because not all guys' cum tastes the same. YOURs probably doesn't taste the same as say, your best friends, or joeshmoe on the street, you know?

One girl actually told me that it tastes different depending on what the guy eats...now I dunno about all that, that's an experiment for another day I guess.
Well im pretty sure urine tastes different depending on what you eat, but i dont believe sperm will, there's no outside contaminents such as stomach fluids in urine, so i dont think a guy's will taste different depending on what he eats, but i suppose every guy tastes different, BUT it would be a huge variation, since DNA is made up of only four chemicals.
 

Wikidbchofthewst

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Well im pretty sure urine tastes different depending on what you eat, but i dont believe sperm will, there's no outside contaminents such as stomach fluids in urine, so i dont think a guy's will taste different depending on what he eats, but i suppose every guy tastes different, BUT it would be a huge variation, since DNA is made up of only four chemicals.
Woa there cowboy, back up. Your actin like cum is nothing but sperm, it's NOT.

Fun Facts About Semen:
"Besides sperm, semen is made of secretions from the seven lower urinary tract structures. These strangely named structures include: epididymis, vas deferens, ampullae of the vas, seminal vesicle, prostate, Cowper's glands and glands of Littre. Semen itself has high concentrations of potassium, zinc, citric acid, fructose, phosphorylcholine, spermine, free amino acids, prostaglandins and enzymes, which nourish and protect the sperm." Semen

Secretions from the seven lower URINARY tract structures...didn't you say that urine tastes different depending on what you eat? So that makes sense then right?

lol, I can't believe I looked this up, but booya grandma! I may not HAVE a dick, but...nevermind.
 

Shook

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Woa there cowboy, back up. Your actin like cum is nothing but sperm, it's NOT.

Fun Facts About Semen:
"Besides sperm, semen is made of secretions from the seven lower urinary tract structures. These strangely named structures include: epididymis, vas deferens, ampullae of the vas, seminal vesicle, prostate, Cowper's glands and glands of Littre. Semen itself has high concentrations of potassium, zinc, citric acid, fructose, phosphorylcholine, spermine, free amino acids, prostaglandins and enzymes, which nourish and protect the sperm." Semen

Secretions from the seven lower URINARY tract structures...didn't you say that urine tastes different depending on what you eat? So that makes sense then right?

lol, I can't believe I looked this up, but booya grandma! I may not HAVE a dick, but...nevermind.
Woah there cowgirl!
Hmmm... well im pretty sure the only thing in semen, is:
Pre-cum
and sperm

Pre-cum is a clear fluid, and i suppose could contain substances from urinary tracts, but im not sure, cause then it's like a guy peepeeing on a girls face :P

and sperm, i suppose varying elements could make up the "seedling" but the way i see it, sperm is just DNA, and dna is only made up of four chemicals in various orders... so i suppose semen could vary in taste depending on what a guy eats, but i dont think it would make a huge difference, so i unno
 

Shook

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Hey Shook, are you speaking from experience?

I can tell you that different guys taste different.
No im not speaking from experience, im a guy.
But i suppose guys vary from each other, but do you know for certain that a guy would taste different depending on what he ate?
 

Seamaiden

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No im not speaking from experience, im a guy.
But i suppose guys vary from each other, but do you know for certain that a guy would taste different depending on what he ate?
Hey, just because you're a guy doesn't mean you wouldn't have any experience.

Some guys are affected by certain foods, just like how asparagus makes some people's pee smell.
 

Shook

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Hey, just because you're a guy doesn't mean you wouldn't have any experience.

Some guys are affected by certain foods, just like how asparagus makes some people's pee smell.
Sorry i meant to say, im a man. therefore you wouldnt need to ask.
but i do recognize the possibility that guy could taste different, and they may not, who knows.
 

Wikidbchofthewst

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No wait, pre-cum comes before...obviously, but are you saying that when you cum you think ALL of that is sperm? No honey, follow that semen link, it'll break it down for you. Your sperm is surrounded by that liquid to protect it and nourish it, you know, help it make the journey.
 

Shook

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No wait, pre-cum comes before...obviously, but are you saying that when you cum you think ALL of that is sperm? No honey, follow that semen link, it'll break it down for you. Your sperm is surrounded by that liquid to protect it and nourish it, you know, help it make the journey.
pre-cum comes with the sperm as well, i can guarantee that, but ya i know it's not just the sperm, whatever, how bout we just leave this topic alone?
 

Wikidbchofthewst

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Hey, YOU brought it up! I was just saying I don't want the shit in my hair...and that it tastes different from guy to guy. You're the one who wanted to argue, lol.

But Seamaiden's got my back, she knows what's up.
 

Shook

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Hey, YOU brought it up! I was just saying I don't want the shit in my hair...and that it tastes different from guy to guy. You're the one who wanted to argue, lol.

But Seamaiden's got my back, she knows what's up.
you're right, i did bring it up, does that mean i can't drop it?
 

Stormfront

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:evil:

I dunno, maybe someone should spit it in YOUR eye next time, see how you like it! :twisted: Meanie.

And what do you mean you missed? What the fuck were you aiming for? If it was supposed to go in her mouth, why didn't you just let her handle it, I mean, obviously she was handling it fine enough to get you off...
lol actually we were having sex, she wasnt sucking, she got up when i was bout to go, an asked me to "shoot it" in her mouth so she leaned back and the first bit got in her mouth the second didnt....kinda had an arch to it and bam right in her eye....honestly im not all about cumming on peoples faces, the whole facial thing is kinda gross, but that shit was funny-seriously if you're gonna swallow then swallow dont make requests that i aim since it doesnt have a crosshair built in...maybe i should invent a cock ring with a crosshair though...that'd be awesome lol
 
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