I Need Advice About A Threesome?

Sorry Mr. fdd

And thank you kindly for sharing

And you also wikid. It is a very difficult thing to deal with and some things just trigger flashbacks and I panic and do things that don't make any sense to anyone
I also get very defensive when someone questions it as BS>

Thanks

fdd2blk said:

as much as any of you would find it hard to believe.............i was raped. then my house was trashed. then she called the hells angels (family involved). then i feared for my safety until i found a new place to live. i'll answer ALL questions. thanks for your support.

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Wikidbchofthewst said:

LMAO, I like that you think I'm that devious, awesomeness. Maybe I SHOULD do that...I could title it something like. "Do my breasts look even? Pics inside"

lol, and for the record, mine are.

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Personally i prefer the left breast to be about 27% larger, and slanting left, because i am right handed, and that will balance out the universe.

Lacy said:

The reason I don't find this particular funny is because I was repeatedly gang raped one year and video was taken of it
You posting whether jokingly or NOT caused me to go into a panic attack and close all my threads.
I've been married to the same man now for almost 20 years . Live a very reserved and peaceful lifestyle.
I totally don't do any of this shit and was ONLY joking around.

Again I am not blaming you because it was my own decision to come in here and joke around but if you have such a video then please sent it to me

Lacy

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Naw, the 'proof' i have is just a picture from the tv show south park, as a joke, nothin real. You got nothin to worry about, other than hittin this ------->

Wikidbchofthewst said:

I'm sorry too Lacy! Because it takes two to joke around, and I was joking with Shook. Obviously neither of us knew this about you, or we wouldn't have ever gone there (I'm sure Shook will agree).

For the record (and in moral support of Lacy) I've been raped, and I know there isn't anything humorous about it. It's not an easy thing to deal with, and it's not something you can ever forget.

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Agreed. first lacy, then fdd, and now wikid? next thing you know im gonna admit to being raped...

Shook said:

Agreed. first lacy, then fdd, and now wikid? next thing you know im gonna admit to being raped...

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Are you trying to tell us something Shook? It's ok, come sit on aunty wikid's lap and tell her all about it. Did a priest touch your special places?

all i wanted was a cheeseburger and the bitch raped me. fucked up my pictures. ruined my carpet. burned holes in my sheets. first time in my life i've ever really been scared. she came in thru the bedroom window when i was trying to play possum. she wouldn't leave until she got what she wanted. it was 3:30am and she had NO cheeseburger. then she tried to give me money because i was complaining about not being able to make it to work the next day. then she tried to say i took 360 dollars from her. i never took a dime. she threw it all over me on the bed and i stuffed it back into her purse. how humiliating. treated me like hired goods.

YouTube - His Cheeseburger

fdd2blk said:

all i wanted was a cheeseburger and the bitch raped me. fucked up my pictures. ruined my carpet. burned holes in my sheets. first time in my life i've ever really been scared. she came in thru the bedroom window when i was trying to play possum. she wouldn't leave until she got what she wanted. it was 3:30am and she had NO cheeseburger. then she tried to give me money because i was complaining about not being able to make it to work the next day. then she tried to say i took 360 dollars from her. i never took a dime. she threw it all over me on the bed and i stuffed it back into her purse. how humiliating. treated me like hired goods.

YouTube - His Cheeseburger

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Isn't it "she came in through the BATHroom window"?

You're lucky you just complied. I remember a few years ago, a buncha women escaped from prison, and they raped this guy by sticking a pensil in his *COUGH* you know what I'm saying? I don't even HAVE one and that hurts to imagine...

Dude, Before I even CLICKED that link, I knew what it was going to be. I LOVE the Veggie Tales. I have a 4 year old niece, so I have an excuse to be watching, but I love Larry the Cucumber, and his silly songs...

YouTube - Endangered Love

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Wikidbchofthewst said:

Are you trying to tell us something Shook? It's ok, come sit on aunty wikid's lap and tell her all about it. Did a priest touch your special places?

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No im afraid it is much worse the that.
*Walks up, sits on lap, thinks to self 'wheres aunty's happy stick?'*
Now what im going to say, i say in all seriousness, no joke intended.
It all started on march 17, the McRib had just returned to McDonalds, it was a glorious day, a day of days. Long story short, i had become diet dependant upon the McGasmicness of the McRib. Two weeks later.... I, I can't go on!!!

Go on please I need to see how it ends.

*pats shook's back* there there, I understand. *waits momentarily* and then what happened?

and the suspense thickens..........

Wikidbchofthewst said:

*pats shook's back* there there, I understand. *waits momentarily* and then what happened?

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Never Fuck You Friends Or Someone Always Gets Hurt

Wikidbchofthewst said:

*pats shook's back* there there, I understand. *waits momentarily* and then what happened?

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*Puffs * Ah, Relief.
Two weeks later, it was gone.
"Limited time offer only" they taunted at me while I demanded to know what had happened.
Little did I know that this was the first step in my journey across Canada.
And it just keeps gettin worse as I begin my cascade into abyss.....

Shook said:

*Puffs * Ah, Relief.
Two weeks later, it was gone.
"Limited time offer only" they taunted at me while I demanded to know what had happened.
Little did I know that this was the first step in my journey across Canada.
And it just keeps gettin worse as I begin my cascade into abyss.....

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LMFAO, when I first read this post, I TOTALLY didn't know what the FUCK you were talking about. lol, I'm high, and I just totally blanked.

*getting back in character*

I know, I know, things happen so fast. Sometimes we do things we never thought we'd do. That doesn't make us bad people. So, if say, you found yourself giving blowjobs for crack, no one would think any less of you...

...So then what happened?

Wikidbchofthewst said:

LMFAO, when I first read this post, I TOTALLY didn't know what the FUCK you were talking about. lol, I'm high, and I just totally blanked.

*getting back in character*

I know, I know, things happen so fast. Sometimes we do things we never thought we'd do. That doesn't make us bad people. So, if say, you found yourself giving blowjobs for crack, no one would think any less of you...

...So then what happened?

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I'll continue when you sober up

Shook said:

I'll continue when you sober up

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*sobers up* I'm sorry, continue

did you have the threesome?

pictures?


iloveyou

Garden Knowm said:

did you have the threesome?

pictures?


iloveyou

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That's not fair, I already have hero-worship issues when it comes to you. If YOU ask for pics, I might just have to go have a threesome to get you some...

lol, not really, but still....

ACTUALLY, I do have an update, and it's not really good...I went to visit them today, and she had this really bad bruise. I asked her about it, and she said she fell into the corner of the counter, which I have done and bruised myself, so it's plausible...but I didn't buy it, just because something about the way she was acting.

So when he left somewhere, and we were alone, I asked her again, and I kept bugging her about it. Finally she admits that he hit her, and told me I couldn't let him know I know.

I HATE it when people do shit like that, tell me something like that and expect me to act like I never heard it. Of course I can't just play normal.

When he got back...well, now I guess I have to admit, I was looking to pick a fight with him over it. I was just being a snippy bitch to him, pushing his buttons. Finally me and him kinda end up shouting at each other, in each other's faces, and I asked him, "What are you gonna do, hit me too?" And he gave her this DEATH look, like instantly.

Then it gets confused...he grabbed me, and I don't think he was going to hurt me...but he scared me, so I slapped him as hard as I could, and it was LOUD. And then everything stopped. I swear to god, from the way he was looking at me, I was sure he was going to swing on me.

My personal theory on hitting guys is: if you hit a guy, you should be ready for him to hit you back. I'm not saying guys should hit girls, but I don't think guys should be expected to just take getting hit either...

Well anyways, he didn't hit me, but he ACTED like he was gonna, you know? And I flinched, because I was scared, and when I get scared, I usually get angry. And it really pissed me off that I flinched (two for flinching...)

I don't remember anything else but yelling, then she got between us, walked me to the door, and told me I should go.

So yeah, the threesome question need not be answered again. I'm not even sure I ever want to SEE them again.

Fuck ME, Wikid... Aren't you glad you didn't step right into the middle of that pile of shit?

On the slapping a guy then getting hit thing: It happened to me (actually, first husband started hitting me the night of our wedding, but that's another story) with my last boyfriend. I'd driven all the way down to San Diego to spend the weekend with him, even though I'd broken things off with him because of his philandering.
<side note>
For a woman, there is almost nothing worse than being fucked around on when you don't expect it, but what's worse than that is when he chooses a DOG to fuck around on you with.
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Anyway, we went out someplace, and he gets this phone call. No big deal, except that he leaves the area to have his conversation. Alright... should be over in a few minutes. Except, it's not. So I'm finally ready to leave and I go look for him, and he's busily making plans to hook up with someone basically with me right there. Well, I'm PISSED. I mean, can't you fucking wait til I'm GONE???
We argued, and, for the first time in the 8 years we'd been involved, I slapped him across the face. Next thing I know I wake up on his couch, and my nose is bloody and my face HURTS. He must have clobbered me pretty good. Once I woke up I wanted to leave, but he wouldn't let me. I had to wait until he was finally asleep to leave.

So, maybe a return in kind, had I actually earned it, honestly. Had he simply slapped me back it would have been fair, but that's not what happened.

its not right but instinctivly you swing when you get hit and if hurts. I saw this butch chick on tv go into a pizza place drunk with her lesbo friend ( nothing against lesbos but she was asking for it)she cuts in front of people and bumps this dude. Dude must have said somthing cuz she goes off talk shit and trying to hit him. She throws the cheese shaker at homey and dude knocks her ass out. Never have I laugh do hard. Parma cheese shakers are heavy. It hit him right in the face. what a crazy video. And thoose chicks still wanted three pepperonni pizzas

Wikidbchofthewst said:

*hypnotized by your avatar* whatever you say....

lol, what part of Cali do you live in? I'm asking for perfectly innocent reasons, not because I'm planning to find you and kidnap your volcano (and possibly you with it...)

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s Cali come by me you and the volcano can have a three sum.

Seamaiden said:

Fuck ME, Wikid... Aren't you glad you didn't step right into the middle of that pile of shit?

On the slapping a guy then getting hit thing: It happened to me (actually, first husband started hitting me the night of our wedding, but that's another story) with my last boyfriend. I'd driven all the way down to San Diego to spend the weekend with him, even though I'd broken things off with him because of his philandering.
<side note>
For a woman, there is almost nothing worse than being fucked around on when you don't expect it, but what's worse than that is when he chooses a DOG to fuck around on you with.
</side note>
Anyway, we went out someplace, and he gets this phone call. No big deal, except that he leaves the area to have his conversation. Alright... should be over in a few minutes. Except, it's not. So I'm finally ready to leave and I go look for him, and he's busily making plans to hook up with someone basically with me right there. Well, I'm PISSED. I mean, can't you fucking wait til I'm GONE???
We argued, and, for the first time in the 8 years we'd been involved, I slapped him across the face. Next thing I know I wake up on his couch, and my nose is bloody and my face HURTS. He must have clobbered me pretty good. Once I woke up I wanted to leave, but he wouldn't let me. I had to wait until he was finally asleep to leave.

So, maybe a return in kind, had I actually earned it, honestly. Had he simply slapped me back it would have been fair, but that's not what happened.

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with a DOG? Why...that's illegaly in 49 states! Dude, if any guy ever hit me, his life would be over. And not because of anything I would do. I have brothers, uncles, and grandfathers who are very over protective.

I've always said, if a guy hit me, I'd wait until he fell asleep, handcuff him to the bed, wake him up with a tazer.

iBLaZe4tozErO said:

its not right but instinctivly you swing when you get hit and if hurts. I saw this butch chick on tv go into a pizza place drunk with her lesbo friend ( nothing against lesbos but she was asking for it)she cuts in front of people and bumps this dude. Dude must have said somthing cuz she goes off talk shit and trying to hit him. She throws the cheese shaker at homey and dude knocks her ass out. Never have I laugh do hard. Parma cheese shakers are heavy. It hit him right in the face. what a crazy video. And thoose chicks still wanted three pepperonni pizzas

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I SAW that! It was on Most Shoking...or Most Daring, I dunno. But yeah! I loved that, that guy caught that bitch just right, knocked her the FUCK out...

See, I don't think guys should have to take abuse from girls. When I hit him yesterday, I hit him cuz he grabbed me, like by my left arm and started pulling me, I dunno what I thought, maybe that he would twist my arm behind my back, and then I'd be fucked...so I just slapped him.j

But yeah, I think if a girl is sitting there throwing punches at a guy, he's gotta be able to do SOMETHING. A really good guy (and patient) will just overpower her and restrain her. A not so patient guy, might slap her. A jerk will pound her to ground.

iBLaZe4tozErO said:

s Cali come by me you and the volcano can have a three sum.

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...and THEN you would wake up, and me and the volcano would be gone! Muahahaha-- *chokes on her gum* DAMN you juicy fruit!

So what part of Socal? Like...LA county? lol, cuz that's where I am.