you don't know what your missing.I'm glad I don't have balls. I imagine it'd be uncomfortable to walk around with all that in my pants. I mean...yeah, nevermind. I've wondered about it before
you don't know what your missing.I'm glad I don't have balls. I imagine it'd be uncomfortable to walk around with all that in my pants. I mean...yeah, nevermind. I've wondered about it before
its not uncomfortable having balls... actually you dont even notice them while walking... its a blast having something that you can stick into somethin else like vacuum cleaners, picnic table umbrella holes, and so on....oh, I know that I'm missing out by not having a penis. I am totally aware of my penis envy. But I just imagine that would be one of the down sides for me...having to readjust, having to choose which pant leg my dick will go down -- because naturally I'd have a HUGE dick.
lmao, actually, I wouldn't, that's just my penis envy talking. Based on the size of my hands, if I had a dick....
or else??? *shakes* uh uhOf course....but it BETTER be funny, or else....
lol, thanks, I already admitted to suffering from penis envy, and you're just gonna what, rub it in?its not uncomfortable having balls... actually you dont even notice them while walking... its a blast having something that you can stick into somethin else like vacuum cleaners, picnic table umbrella holes, and so on....
oh, I know that I'm missing out by not having a penis. I am totally aware of my penis envy. But I just imagine that would be one of the down sides for me...having to readjust, having to choose which pant leg my dick will go down -- because naturally I'd have a HUGE dick.
lmao, actually, I wouldn't, that's just my penis envy talking. Based on the size of my hands, if I had a dick....
...pop-a-squat friend....Well I definitely have penis envy. I'm not gonna mention all the reasons why but here is one of them.
Everyday I take the dogs for at least one walk. When hubby is home he usually accompanies me. Most of the times we go to secluded trails and such but almost EVERY TIME hubby says "Slow down babe" and he just stands there and whips it out and pees.
Meanwhile I am dying to go and have to cross my legs until we get home and he is never in any hurry then. Grrrr. Men!
ya im sure your husband wouldnt mind...pop-a-squat friend....
he'd probably get a good laugh out of it...
its funny seeing girls struggle to pee in the great outdoors... though i've known a few who were as comfortable as us guys to let it go free so its not all ya'll...
i swear i've seen somehwere in some catalog this funnel kinda contraption that girls could strap on to allow them to pee standing up... it even marketed writing in snow as one of the benefits...
for reals... if only i could remember where i saw that.... it sure did make me wonder what the fuck!
i swear i've seen somehwere in some catalog this funnel kinda contraption that girls could strap on to allow them to pee standing up... it even marketed writing in snow as one of the benefits...
for reals... if only i could remember where i saw that.... it sure did make me wonder what the fuck!
thats what im talkin about, no hands! lol, but you know, if you really wanna hold a dick to pee in the snow you could hold mine ill hold it over the US Canada border hahahano, it's not the same. I want to be able to hold my DICK while I spell my name. If I can't do that, what's the point? Plus, I dunno, but I imagine it must be pretty awesome to be the one doing the penetrating during sex, you know? That's what I want. And yeah, I mean, a girl can use her hands, but that's another thing that's so cool about a dick! It's like guys have a natural way to go, "look, no hands!"
did you read my message?lol, yeah, i mean, I love being a woman. If I were a guy I'd probably be gay because that's how much I like dick. But I would really love to be the penetrator instead of the penetratee...
lol, but that's just gross! I mean, holding MY dick while I take a piss would be normal. I mean, I have no problem with holding someone's dick, but while they're pissing? I'll pass. I'm not into mixing sex and bodily waste...that shit is DISGUST.thats what im talkin about, no hands! lol, but you know, if you really wanna hold a dick to pee in the snow you could hold mine ill hold it over the US Canada border hahaha