I need help...

ttystikk

Well-Known Member
do you remember when frying bacon would give you cancer?

i remember receiving a few free gumballs in the mail called 'equal' right around 1980, and thought if only i had the money to invest in this product..i'm cancer free..don't believe their shit!
If you regularly listen to and adjust your behavior or lifestyle based on 'the latest medical research study', you're not gonna be happy about what these doctors have to say;

http://nsnbc.me/2015/06/19/shocking-report-from-medical-insiders/
 

Dr.Pecker

Well-Known Member
My wife says that I need to drink more water. She actually might be correct. But how do you drink more water? It's so fucking boring. "Excuse me while I go drink this water". Boring. So what's the secret to drinking more water? Do you masturbate while you do it? Do you add something to it, like crystal light or cocaine? I drink about a pot of coffee a day. Does that count towards the total? My wife says no. But I know there's fucking water in there! So I need your help! How do I drink more water? What's your secret?
relax your hand and pinch the skin on the back of your hand, pull it and let go it should snap back into place real fast. If it doesn't then you are dehydrated. Now if you pinch the skin around your rib cage and it doesn't snap back get to a hospital. Use a straw to drink more.
 

BarnBuster

Virtually Unknown Member
“The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.” – Winston Churchill
 

Metasynth

Well-Known Member
I'm actually alongside you as a fellow teetotaler, bud.

Just fucking drink it cause your wife told you to. I mean, why act like you have a choice? It's not gonna be fun, and it's not gonna be pretty, but open your gullet and pour that shit down like 7-10 times a day, buddy.
 

BarnBuster

Virtually Unknown Member
from the Peoplespharmacy.com

Drugs that decrease sweating are far more common than most people realize. Antidepressants that interfere with a chemical called acetylcholine are especially problematic. This anticholinergic effect slows sweating substantially. Medications include amitriptyline, desipramine and doxepin.

Pills for overactive bladder such as Detrol, Ditropan or Toviaz also have this kind of effect. Many antithistamines have anticholinergic activity. Diphenhydramine is of particular concern because it is found in OTC products like Benadryl as well as PM pain relievers like Advil PM or Tylenol PM.

Decongestants that contain pseudoephedrine are another problem. You frequently find this ingredient as the “D” (for decongestant) in allergy medication such as Allegra-D, Claritin-D or Zyrtec-D. The vasoconstrictor action of pseudoephedrine may reduce blood flow to the skin, making it a little harder for your body’s radiator to dissipate heat.

Antipsychotic drugs are being prescribed for conditions other than schizophrenia. Medications such as Abilify and Zyprexa are increasingly used to treat depression, bipolar disease, dementia and personality disorders. Such drugs may also be dangerous in hot weather since they make it harder for the body to cool down when temperatures climb.

We have barely touched the surface when it comes to all the medicines that make people vulnerable to high heat. When temperatures hover around triple digits, it is crucial for those on medications to check with a pharmacist to make sure that their pills aren’t putting them at risk for heat stroke.
 

charface

Well-Known Member
don't be a pussy.
Drink your water straight like granddad did.
Water will make you better on the cellular level.
May even plump your unit a bit.
Never know.
Ferrel cats get a great deal of their daily water from eating what they kill.
Yep blood has water. Coffee, tea, all that shit tough guy!
 
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