I Once.

I also rolled some bud in nyquil and let it dry. sold it as some sticky dank shit. needless to say they said it was the best bud they ever had. i smoked some of it and felt like i was upside down. the next day everyone had a cramp in their neck. probably not good to smoke shit with chemicals that i cant even pronounce.
 
magicdude22 said:
i once parked my car in a huge neighborhood that all looked the same and walked to a fair. it got dark we went to leave couldnt find the car after 4 hours of lookin and then slept on some guys front lawn till morning. we were only 50 feet from the car
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ha!:mrgreen:
 
mastakoosh said:
I also rolled some bud in nyquil and let it dry. sold it as some sticky dank shit. needless to say they said it was the best bud they ever had. i smoked some of it and felt like i was upside down. the next day everyone had a cramp in their neck. probably not good to smoke shit with chemicals that i cant even pronounce.
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OH! THANKS FOR SHARING! Now I'm gonna try that!
 
I once huffed glade and then right after that knocked myself out by breathing real fast and sqeezing my neck right on my jugular viens.


needless to say when I woke up I felt sooooooo shity:spew:
 
I once knocked my buddy out doing that trick and as soon as he went out we turned off all the lights pitch black and hid there queitly,

as soon as my buddy came to he jumped up real fast and ran top speed into the wall:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen: lol soooooo funny
 
i once went to my buddies house with my other buddy who had just finally got his own car, well he wasnt used to being a driver even thought he was like over 21,

anyway we got sooo sooo drunk at my buddies house and then had to go home. so Im sitting there with my idiot friend driving his new car and he is driving like sooo scary on the highway cuz of his great inexpiriance, several times I wanted to tell him to pull over so I could drive but was afraid what would happen if he tried to change lanes on the highway, so we get close to the apartment finally off the highway so I feel much better about not going like 65MPH any more when this dipshit almost hits the curb on the right side of the road then over corrects and barrels into the oncoming lane and smashes into the curb in the left side.

:blsmoke:needless to say we ended up walkin the rest of the way:spew:
 
sorry but i keep reminding myself of more:mrgreen:

I once was at a red light perfectly sober comming home from work at 9pm when a drunk driver smashes into the back of my car.

we got out of our cars and this guy was stankin like some drinks, so I said you been drinkin huh?

well then a lady pulled up and asked if we wanted her to call the police, he looked at me and I looked at her and was like no thanks.

then I looked at him and said, "well i dont want to call the cops but i need to be compensated for my damage"

my jeep had 1 crack about 4 inches long right near the license plate. his car was real bad smashed up but it still ran.

anyway long story short we drove to the atm machine and he gave me $300 and I sent him on his way to go crash into somone else.:mrgreen:


Wait What?:spew:
 
I once hit rock bottom and lost everything in my life and had nothing to live for. I prayed that if there was some type of higher power that they would help me rise above the despair i felt. And in the long run someone must have heard my prayers.
 
I once had a fish named Mickey until my brother poured Pepsi in his bowl.
I also once had a guinea pig named Jack, until my brother drove over it on his bike.
I once had a brother, until I kicked his ass.
 
I once shot a cute squirrel in the ass with my bb gun from my bedroom window.

I went outside to recover the body, and then invited my buddy over. I felt bad after killing him but anyway we took his body and I stuck an arrow in the dirt and then propped the poor little guy on it like on the stake. then me and buddy took turns shooting him with my bow and arrows.

He had like 4 or 5 arrows sticking out of his little head by the time we were threw with him.

then we buried him
 
i once found a cute little bunny rabbit stuck in my chain link fence like he had tried to jump threw one of the links but his butt would not fit so he was stuck there.

when I found him he was already dead, his butt had been chewed off buy my dog I think......

anyway I felt bad for the dead bunny and buried him in the woods.

the next day I saw my dog running around the yard flipping around a dead bunny carcass that was covered in dirt.



I guess the old pootch had it in for that little bunny.:blsmoke:
 
I once had 2 cute little song birds, they were in love and played and sang together everyday. I kept saying to myself when I would come home from work,

"shit!! I forgot to buy them some more bird food"

it went like this for a few more days till one day I saw the gurl bird, she was flat on her back in the cage and she wasnt moving. I didnt have time to do anything cuz I was late for work. when I got back home the boy bird had died too. I felt real bad and buried the cage and the birds in a shallow grave.

poor little birds.:roll:
 
i once ran over rabit with a lawn mower. it just cut the top of its skull off, he was still alive thou, this shit broke my heart but i jus ran em over agine to put him out of it
 
cincismoker said:
i once ran over rabit with a lawn mower. it just cut the top of its skull off, he was still alive thou, this shit broke my heart but i jus ran em over agine to put him out of it
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youch!! man what the hell was that rabbit doing near a lawn mower!! you would think he would have nuff sense to run!! poor little bunny wabbit, i bet he popped his little head outa his hole or somthing and thats how it happend


anyway that must have been really gross when you ran him over the second time!!!:spew:
 
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