I Once.

i once got caught in the act doin my girlfriend...by her 300lb DAD

not only was he a 300lb trucker...we were doin it on his couch in his apartment....being a trucker, she told me he was on the road...and indeed he was...on the road home to suprise his daughter...and he came home to find his daughter getting boofed on the couch! im lucky im alive!
 
gWeesE said:
i once got caught in the act doin my girlfriend...by her 300lb DAD

not only was he a 300lb trucker...we were doin it on his couch in his apartment....being a trucker, she told me he was on the road...and indeed he was...on the road home to suprise his daughter...and he came home to find his daughter getting boofed on the couch! im lucky im alive!
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well. glad tht worked out for ya. lol:blsmoke:
 
lol... thks...so am i

he gave me five sec to get out of his site and i ran like a puppy with his tail btwn his legs...but in my case it wasnt my tail!
 
i once got arrested for possesion of marijuana...less than a gram!

i was really kinda lucky depending on how you look at it...i turned 18 two wks later...so no record for me...LOL...but the cops kept calling me a stoner and kept making fun of me...they even drove over pot holes on purpose to see me cringe (my hands were cuffed behind my back and the back seat of the cop car was hard plastic...i watched him hit several bumps on purpose and look into his rear view and grin! and no nothing was provoked, i didnt even say a word the whole time...they were arrogant young asshole cops that loved to be dickheads!
 
i once was eating dinner at a resturant and the waitress forgot to take the tomatoes off my cheeseburger so i stabbed her in the eye with my fork.
 
I once threw away 9 healthy as shit plants about a foot high each cause I didn't have anymore room and couldn't find anyone to take them off my hands. That was last night, lol. It was very sad dumping them into the bag :cry:. But I have many more plants to deal with so that is over now and on to the next, lol. :mrgreen::peace:
 
Chiceh said:
I once threw away 9 healthy as shit plants about a foot high each cause I didn't have anymore room and couldn't find anyone to take them off my hands. That was last night, lol. It was very sad dumping them into the bag :cry:. But I have many more plants to deal with so that is over now and on to the next, lol. :mrgreen::peace:
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it must really suck being you lol :)
 
Ya it does actually:mrgreen:, I have a harvest ready this weekend in my hydro cabinet, 6 very large bushy mothers in soil ready to go under my 1000mh to veg out, 40 clones in cups under grow flours and 10 seeds to germ this winter, busy girl eh?:peace:

Pizzzh said:
it must really suck being you lol :)
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I once ran through my local mall with nothing on but a Speedo.

Its really easy to outrun security when youve got nothing restricting your movement. :blsmoke:
 
AmythePothead said:
i once gave birth in my living room, in a pool of water. I watched my baby float around in the water before i brought him to my chest and watched him breathe the very first breath of his life.

also, i once spent 45 min on a floor in a closet with a magnifying glass and penlight trying to figure out if my marijuana plant was growing balls. :roll:
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa Fantastic :)

I love you :)
 
I once had this awesome idea to buy up a whole bunch of urls starting with i. (ex. iphone) Then I tried and checked the sites..... EVERY fucking thing with the 1st letter i is fucking taken! I challenge ANYBODY to try it. icarpet is even taken!
 
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