I Once.

bongspit

New Member
Once when I was 15 I walked in my moms room early in the moring and she was laying naked in bed with her nephew...
She swears nothing happened and they just passed out drunk... but naked? Come on. They def fucked. MY Mom is a Ho faSHO.
(She didnt raise me, so dont think Im a mean bitch...shes just another person on earth to me.)
whats your mom look like??:hump:
 

jackonthebox

Well-Known Member
I once wrote a note that said "if you read this you're gay" and left it on my lesbian english teachers floor. she found it and I got suspended.
 

jamiemichelle

Well-Known Member
whats your mom look like??:hump:
I guess she was a milf back then.... because....

I ONCE came downstairs in the middle of the night (I was 17) because it sounded like the water in the kitchen wasnt turned off all the way....

Drop...
Drop....
Drop.....

But what it really was, was my moms ass slappin against someones cock on the living room couch...

What makes it worse, is he graduated a year after me in high school. He also got her pregnant.

Wow that was awkward.
 

bongspit

New Member
I guess she was a milf back then.... because....

I ONCE came downstairs in the middle of the night (I was 17) because it sounded like the water in the kitchen wasnt turned off all the way....

Drop...
Drop....
Drop.....

But what it really was, was my moms ass slappin against someones cock on the living room couch...

What makes it worse, is he graduated a year after me in high school. He also got her pregnant.

Wow that was awkward.
whew...hahahahahah
 

bigpapa

Active Member
I once poured ice onto a womans beating heart and watched it stop beating. A doctor pronounced her dead then I helped remove her organs, bones and eyes for organ harvesting.

I'm the last person she saw alive.
 

jamiemichelle

Well-Known Member
I once poured ice onto a womans beating heart and watched it stop beating. A doctor pronounced her dead then I helped remove her organs, bones and eyes for organ harvesting.

I'm the last person she saw alive.
I once watched a mother watch her her baby die while it was being given cpr with a mask... blood was coming in and out of the tube with every pump...
Then I had to tell the grandmother and aunt of the babies death...
Depressing... all in all Ive seen 18 babies die. ( I worked in a neonatal intensive care unit )

I also once seen a baby born with cat eyes and no anus... he had a weird chromosome disorder. He lived about 2 weeks.

I once seen a baby be given cpr who didnt have lungs that went far past his throat. He was born with a head the size of a softball and died with a head the size of a basket ball from all of the air that was forced in his body. :cry:
 

jamiemichelle

Well-Known Member
And one more about that subject...

I once jokingly said that a 6month old baby was ready to die, even though she was ready to get discharged the next day.... She desated to an oxygen level of 32 and I said "Dont you get the hint? Shes trying to knock herself off!"
She died the next night and when my friend called an told me, I started cracking up because I thought she was fucking with me...but she hung up on me she was so upset.
I felt like a real asshole and I will never joke about someones life again.
 

pandabear

Well-Known Member
I once had few responsibilities and little cares in the world, now I notice a white hair here and there, not even 30 yet

do you think white hair has to do with stress? they say when john mcain came back from POW camp his hair was white as snow. I blame white hair on women:mrgreen: mainly wives:mrgreen:
 

fdd2blk

Well-Known Member
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