SmokeyMcSmokester
Well-Known Member
I once found a seed in a sac that just wasnt possible...
I once stayed up for 6 days
I once thought that was my house and while you were passed out I had my way with you...i once on my b-day last night took too many bonghits at some guys house i barely know and couldnt go out to eat or drive straight cuz i was too stoned. so i got mcdonalds and layed in my eazy chair.
I once thought that's what you thinkI once found a seed in a sac that just wasnt possible...
i once was wonderin why i was so sore. never again will i take bonghits around you lol. merry christmas bongman..I once thought that was my house and while you were passed out I had my way with you...
merry christmas koosh.....
I once ate a rotten muffin. i was sick for 3 days.
I once beat up don magic juan. hes a pimp. and a pretty damn fly one at that!i once almost got mugged by a pimp, whos lady i told to get the fuck out of my car cause she was so but ugly...then when the pimp jumped into my car, i beat the fuck out of him and got my chain back...crack heads!!! dont fuck with Turster....now i grow trees and smoke all day....
Dude, I totally know what you mean by this. The fucked up thing is when I was younger, about 11-13, the neighborhood kids and I would do this shit for fun. Someone had taught us how to cut off the circulation to your head. We would meet up on the grass field behind my house, and take turns choking each other until we passed out. One day, someone did it to me and I fell down on concrete. LUCKILY I had no permanent damage but a nasty cut on my head. This is when I stopped doing that!I once choked some1 til they turned purple and passed out. I was young and he just went limp and fell down.
It scared the fuck out of me.
whoa!Dude, I totally know what you mean by this. The fucked up thing is when I was younger, about 11-13, the neighborhood kids and I would do this shit for fun. Someone had taught us how to cut off the circulation to your head. We would meet up on the grass field behind my house, and take turns choking each other until we passed out. One day, someone did it to me and I fell down on concrete. LUCKILY I had no permanent damage but a nasty cut on my head. This is when I stopped doing that!
Once, I ate my own poop.
I do not remember when, nor do I remember how, but there are stories.
When I was little, my Dad used to video tape my brother and I. I actually am glad that he did; theres about 20 DVD's worth of entertaining content of my brother and I as we ran around the house naked, ran around the back yard naked. Rode our bikes down the street (again, usually naked. Mom says, we just liked being naked)
ANYWAYS, apparently the story goes, that one day my Dad was filming me in the bathtub, when some friends came over. Being the devoted photographer he was, he just invited them to come hang out in the doorway to the bathroom, and talk while he kept the camera on me while I continued to enjoy my bath. Keep in mind I was probably between 1-2 years old. Very young.
Well, at one point, my Dad is no longer watching the filming, but talking with his friends who came over. By the time my Dad turns around, there is a nice brown turd in the tub, and my hands are brown. So when he sees this he takes me out.
Skip forward several weeks. My Dad has finally used up all the room on the tape, so he figures before he marks it, he will preview it to see what he filmed. He gets to me in the tub, then the point at which the friends come over, and then... oh. My. God.
Apparently, while he was conversating with his friends, and was not watching me, I managed to push out a well-timed turd, spotted it floating next to me, picked it up, and yes, took a small bite. I found the taste to be disagreeable, and dropped the turd back into the tub, around which time my Dad probably started looking at what he was filming once more.
And that is why I can say... once I ate my own poop!