I Once.

I once walked into my front door and my mom had my secret plants sitting in the living room floor.

AAAHhhhhhh, good times.
 
This morning I found shit in my bed and piss in my clothes basket... very very odd.. I think Maybe my dog is the culprit... but maybe I pissed in the clothes hamper while sleep walking??? very odd... then while I was walking to get breakfast a bird shat on me... tough morning!!!

lol
 
i once trusted a man i had just met enough to let him in my house and smoke out.

he robbed me at gunpoint. i'll never do that again.
 
i once.... brought back a 30 pounds snapping turtle in a shopping kart back to my house thinking i could get money from the zoo.
im not even high and this shit is tripping me out. and for the fishes eating the seaman. its full of proteins lol so yeah they like that :P
 
I once pissed my pants at a walmart waiting to play a video game, I was ~9
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I once was a dam builder, acrossed a river deep and wide, where steel and water did collide, A place called Boulder on the wild Colorado, I slipped and fell in to the wet concrete below, They buried me in that great tomb that has no signs, But I am still a live, I'll alway be around!!
 
I once was a dam builder, acrossed a river deep and wide, where steel and water did collide, A place called Boulder on the wild Colorado, I slipped and fell in to the wet concrete below, They buried me in that great tomb that has no signs, But I am still a live, I'll alway be around!!

Dude that is my favorite song of all time...+ rep for you:blsmoke:
 
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