I Perceive You In Real Life As.....

Gafoogle

Gafoogle

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Kodank Moment said:
Gafoogle is like 4'11" 85 lbs. Loves shoots and ladders. Knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsy pop. Drives a weird hybrid suv/sedan thing. Likes pony tails. Prefers slippers to shoes. Only eates mustard and ketchup on her burgers. Sweat pants are the ONLY option.
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heh heh. :D
I'm 5'9" and can't drive (I don't know how)
I do love ponytails, slippers, sweatpants, mustard and ketchup (But I also put tomatoes, onions, mayo, lettuce, hotsauce, cayenne pepper, bbq sauce and a pickle on my veggieburgers)
lol @ the rest.

kodank moment...I know very little about you because when you post I'm too distracted by your avatar
I'm gonna say, somewhere between 25-35, likes cartoons, bongs and peanut butter, could probably guess my bra size by one shifty glance, spends a lot of time in the sun
 
robert 14617

robert 14617

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kodack .. 30-35 failed first marriage found life easier alone successful bachelor , trust issues ,yet if you are a true friend will have your back
 
TrynaGroSumShyt

TrynaGroSumShyt

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robert 14617 said:
kodack .. 30-35 failed first marriage found life easier alone successful bachelor , trust issues ,yet if you are a true friend will have your back
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your avy screams to me that you are a middle aged white man with trust issues of his own. maybe married but the wife is a nagger(not in a mean way)
 
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Kodank Moment

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I'm a wise and insightful 22 year old male. Attending college for hotel/restaurant management/culinary arts. Love peanut butter like a mother fucker. Cartoons? Fuck ya. I love my Bong. Italian so I love the sun plus I work outside. I could easily guess your bra size with a shifty glance. But I happen to be an ass man.

I prefer steak and vagina. Loves hugs...if you use your mouth.

Edit: I do have trust issues. But am loyal as fuck. Good call.
 
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