I think I would be a good Messiah
- Thread starter CC Dobbs
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dannyboy602
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Hell with you guys...Im Christ...and I can perform miracles. I can change water into wine, change day into night and I can change my boxers once a day.
a senile fungus
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No one realizes this pic is legit, beard and all, or they'd all be prostrating themselves at your feet.
gR33nDav3l0l
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This my one and only savior
dannyboy602
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Nevaeh420
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Are you serious?
I didn't think that anyone really cared about Me on the internet.
I am flattered!
Thanks buddy!
~PEACE~
Nevaeh420
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I would like to see you perform some miracles.
I don't believe that any person can perform any miracle, on purpose.
I know that you were just being facetious, and I know trying to get you to prove that you can perform a miracle is futile.
But, for the record, if anyone can perform miracles (and not magic), I will stop claiming to be the Christ. But I know that no one can perform any miracles, so, undoubetly, I will continue to claim to be the Christ.
~PEACE~
a senile fungus
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Our call centers are now online!
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mr sunshine
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Fungi ! I think i accidentally ignored you...I'm sorry that's way not fetch of me....please let Mr sunshine make it up to you!! Dick pic???
a senile fungus
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Sorry bud it took me a minute to get them to all stand up for the camera...
Its not like we're shy or anything? ???
Its not like we're shy or anything? ???
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bu$hleaguer
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Damn things look dangerous!
There are no miracles only hoaxes and gullible people.
Sir, I don't know why you include the @ before my name. Is it a gang sign? Is it a secret love sign? Are you unable to tell the difference between the internet world and the real world?
Messiah
Nevaeh420
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What do you believe about Jesus, God, and the Bible?
Do you believe Jesus performed any miracles? And do you believe any of the miracles from the Bible?
~PEACE~
Nevaeh420
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Its called tagging people.
When someone tags Me, I get an alert that someone tagged Me. Someone tagged Me, and thats how I found out about this thread.
Go read a few pages back, in this thread, and you will see that someone tagged Me. I got an alert on My computer, and then I started to read this thread.
I will now find out who tagged Me, via a quote, and then I will tag that person.
Tag, your it... lol.
~PEACE~
Nevaeh420
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Sir, I do not believe in Magical Sky-Fairies ...God is a creation of lonely people looking for relevance. I am the Messiah and I bring hope.
Shun the idols and false prophets, look inside for truth. The bible is full of lies and bullshit. The is no real worth as there is nothing real in the bible only ridiculous stories that only a child would find compelling.
Look not for miracles when you are surrounded by beauty. Is not beauty magical enough. Get out of your room and smell the world I have for you.
Messiah
Nevaeh420
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How do I know that you're not a false Messiah?
How many followers do you actually have?
Are you trying to start a cult? or what?
How long have you been claiming to be the Messiah for?
Please answer all of My questions.
~PEACE~
MightyMike530
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Neveah is destroying the competition in here
a senile fungus
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Nevaeh420
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I don't have any competition.
I am still waiting to hear CC Dobbs prophecies. The real Messiah would share His prophecies with the world.
~PEACE~