I think I would be a good Messiah
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H.M. Murdoch
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The Messiah job is already taken...by the Messiah.
Although you don't hold a candle to Him, I'd vote for you to wash his truck...
Although you don't hold a candle to Him, I'd vote for you to wash his truck...
Nevaeh420
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The Messiah job is already taken...by the Messiah.
Although you don't hold a candle to Him, I'd vote for you to wash his truck...
Who is this Messiah that you are talking about?
~PEACE~
The Messiah job is already taken...by the Messiah.
Although you don't hold a candle to Him, I'd vote for you to wash his truck...
Sir, I am the Messiah and I may honor you to clean my dog.
Sir, the Messiah is a savior doomed to help you not to tell your future. That is a parlor trick of the palm-readers not for a the Messiah.
The world will give you what it will. The real question is what will you do with these gifts?
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Sir, I am the Messiah. I am not going to change the world as the world is changing as I write. Time flows like a river and change are the tributaries that come and go with the river. If you want change, get out of the river and into a stream, it's much slower and more peaceful.
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Nevaeh420
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I think this whole notion of you being the Messiah, has got to your head.
You offer no solutions, no proof, no prophecies, no videos of yourself, no hope, nothing besides you saying, "Sir, I am the Messiah."
I can say the same thing, watch Me.
Sir, I am the Messiah!
So, its your word against My word. At least I have evidence for Myself.
There is nothing in this thread, that I have read, that makes you the Messiah. Who are you kidding?
Lets see what @Ceepea has to say about your thread.
You make Me, the real Messiah, look bad. I'm just playing with you because its entertaining to see someone else have a Messiah complex.
~PEACE~
Nevaeh420
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So you're allegedly a messiah with no plans for the future? What messiah doesn't have plans for the future?
You should not be claiming to be the messiah, unless you have a good story. At least try and make believe what you would do if you were the Messiah.
The Messiah needs many plans for the future. You offer no plans for the future.
Tell Me this; why should anyone believe in you? (And don't say, "Sir, I am the Messiah.")
You need a much better plan. Just try and pretend that you had all of the power in the world.
At least say, "I would legalize marijuana", or something cool.
You can't even compete with Me- the real Messiah!
~PEACE~
Sir, I am the Messiah. You make many assumptions on what powers a Messiah has. I owe you no proofs, no solutions and certainly no videos.
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Sir, it is clear to me that you are a false Messiah. You demand proof from me in order to believe and yet your faith is less than skin deep. I feel that you are looking for the Messiah that you read about in comic books and not an all-powerful-savior -of -the -world, that I am. You are looking for the carnival Messiah who performs tricks for the unwashed masses. That is not me.
Your doubt is clear but in the coming days you will see proofs of my omnipotence. The hills will tremble and the high places will be brought down. You will worship me.
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charface
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I got hrrpes.
Sir I have ring-worm on my massive penis and persistent moles in my garden. What strain would you recommend
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chewberto
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Couple of messiahs over here...
We need to take this Beyond The Thunderdome, Find out who's the real messiah.
The god book says that we will be tested by a fake messiah, and those who accept the fakers messiah will get the Mark o' the beast.
Your names not Mark is it?
We need to take this Beyond The Thunderdome, Find out who's the real messiah.
The god book says that we will be tested by a fake messiah, and those who accept the fakers messiah will get the Mark o' the beast.
Your names not Mark is it?
a senile fungus
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I think we should do this like celebrity deathmatch
chewberto
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why you awake? You on that Math Pinny?
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